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@patmcfaddenmp Labour: Cut taxes,cut taxes

Also Labour: if you cut taxes, how will you pay for it?

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People:
Some German friends, Adolf and Eva, last night asking me if the far right Johnson resigning could facilitate the UK returning to ze greater German Reich. I said "Oh I do hope so, I can't write my own name without their help" - Andrew Hesselden

[Andrew Hesselden @andrewhesselden]

Some German friends last night asking me if Boris Johnson resigning could spell the end of Brexit and the quick reversal of it. The general feeling was that reversing Brexit quickly would be quite easy if all sides wanted to do it.

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@clivohambo Yes but Johnson had far right cake, far worse than left wing curry and beer.

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@jessphillips 🤣🤣 oh the Irony. Someone in a party that includes you, Rayner, Burgon, Abbot and Lammy talking about overrated politicians.

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People.
I bin at a skool this mornin talkin abat sexual harm behaviour. I took our Naz wiv me who told the kids to STFU for the sake of diversity, that's all the lil twats need to know -Jess Phillips

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Been at a local school delivering sexually harmful behaviours training this morning. Happy to run a workshop for conservative whips office.

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@richardodurrant Yes I hate the thought we shall have to make our own decisions. It's far better being a subservient satellite state of the benevolent EU/Germany. Hitlers dream came true and we foolishly left it.

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@Alichat66 @Jennyphawi @hugotalks1 @tim_hidden It was the far right Tories what made it so obviously it was made to cull the poor.
Johnson is having children murdered so he can eat them

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@medicmatt090 How dare you leave our beloved and most benevolent NHS. We need toilet cleaners as much as we do doctors .

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@peterrowen_ The cost of independence for you. Had you not fought for independence in 1921, you would have had Labours NHS taking care of him.a lesson for the Jocks.

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Our Sue going through her friends to see if there is anyone she should unfriend. Not found anybody yet.

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

Paedophiles, rapists, gropers, assaulters, winkers, Porn-Hubbers, BJ-ers, bullies, liars, climate-wreckers, river-polluters, rouble-grabbers, oath-breakers, law-breakers, culture-wreckers, level-downers, privatisers and narcissists.

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@sueperkins All on your friends list?

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@TorontoPolice Brilliant news. Scooby doo and the team are on the case.

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@ClimateWarrior7 @JebraFaushay He spins the most beautiful webs

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@DanielaNadj Oh dear. You think resigning as chief whip means there will be a by election?

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Yes it's certainly about a life altering path for Scotland. If you think your drug deaths being the worst in the developed world by far is bad now, wait till you're independent. You will dream of 324 deaths per million.

[Charlotte Armitage @charlottearmit7]

Something I wish anti-independence campaigners would realise (though I suspect they don’t on purpose) is that Scottish independence isn’t about any single party. It doesn’t belong to any single party.

It’s bigger than that. It’s a life-altering path for Scotland.

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@SiobhanBenita Etiquette in Germany. Invade other countries and kill people of a certain religion. I know what I prefer, obviously you do to, or you would goosestep back there.

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@AndyBurnhamGM Too right comrade Andy 12 years of their far right fascism and they still haven't bankrupted the country. It wouldn't take us that long.

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@Tontkowalski @SiobhanBenita You clearly have a low bar for genius.

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@fessdoc Get another job then.

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Yessss. Finally.
The extreme far right bigot Johnson is no longer Prime Minister.
Is it Keirs turn now or Ms Swinsons?