samantha

30-something New Yorker
I use this account to feed my chronic hyperfocus on reality tv, scripted tv, and film.

[Sebastián Córdova @Chevistian1]

Reminder that Mattel rejected Pixar of having Barbie on the first Toy Story only for Hasbro to be okay with Mr. Potato Head doing this.

[َ @ungodlywests]

write that down i’m not joking @loveislandusa

[˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @metgalacrave]

Zendaya at the 'Spider-man' photocall in London, England.

[Jdab @JDabz87]

“Knicks in five” is New York for “peace be with you”

[ꪑ @taylorfan1]

i still can’t believe rachel came back as the sole returnee with only one week of guaranteed safety, didn’t get nominated for 8 weeks and was going into jury phase with a majority alliance and three f2, and we have to live the rest of our lives never knowing how it would’ve ended

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

I’m making a list.
1) escape goat
2) epitome

[💭 @ijboljng]

ts frying me

[d 🪬’s love island @girlidkusername]

he’s like a friend i worry about

[summer ౨ৎ⋆ ˚｡⋆ @summrr__]

i’ve never heard epitome pronounced like this 😭😭😭

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

This is what Kenzie reminds me of when she dances

[ant @persistantz]

i have a deep understanding of when winnie the pooh taps his head and says Think Think Think

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo just wants to set the record straight... ❤️❤️ GO TEAM USA! ⚽

[♡ @rxuxtxh]

Elmo issues official apology to the @nyknicks

[lex @hatemadeuluvme]

trinity mentioning chatgpt and the next shot was corbin I’m crying 😭😭 #loveislandusa

[josh @lee94josh]

wait why does this sound so good

[samantha @sl0pQueen]

Zack constantly mentioning bombshells is just another version of him saying he’s never dated a blonde so that when he does decide to explore he can say he’s said all along that was what he was going to do. #loveislandusa #loveisland

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

"That actor looks familiar. What else have they been in?" Most people: no idea.
Neurodivergent me: phone already unlocked, character name searched, actor identified, IMDb open, casually naming five roles they played in 2013 like it's basic knowledge.