Slade

Anglican (CEEC) clergy. @orumbb @orubaseball @auburnfootball @Braves @Titans fan. Also enjoy @yalefootball @yalembasketball @AuburnMBB. He/him

[Sir Barnsalot @barnsalot]

The past 3 seasons under Hugh Freeze can be summed up in one word: Almost.

1. ALMOST beat Alabama in his first iron bowl.
2. ALMOST beat Missouri, Oklahoma, and Arkansas in 2024
3. ALMOST beat Oklahoma, TAMU, Georgia, Missouri, and Kentucky this year.
4. ALMOST got the QB he wanted from the portal.

ALMOST there. Almost there. Just never arriving.

[Matt Martens @martensmatt1]

No, pastors, Sunday church is most definitely *not* an opportunity to speak to your congregations regarding the many questions they have regarding the assassination of Charlie Kirk.

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

*** Statement on the Murder of Charlie Kirk ***

By Shane Claiborne

My heart goes out to Charlie Kirk’s family and all who loved him… especially his wife, Erika, and their two precious children. We must never rejoice in death. My faith teaches me not just to refuse to kill, but also to refuse to hate. And so this is a somber moment. Charlie Kirk was someone’s child, someone’s husband, someone’s dad… and he is a child of God, made in the image of God.

[Joseph Bottum @JosephBottum]

Of all the student papers I've ever received, my favorite is the one that began: "As Karl Marx wrote in his famous book, Selected Writings of Karl Marx, . . . "
It's the little touches that make teaching worthwhile.

[Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman]

FUNERAL DIRECTOR: And with the casket, that brings the total cost to $10,009 dollars.
ME: Whoa whoa whoa hold on one second.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

no one:

absolutely no one:

jesus:

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

THIS THIS THIS

Imagine how insufferable CBB would be if every time a 12 seed got blown out by a 5 the immediate discourse was about teams not in the tournament

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

#Advent is a time of grace to free ourselves from the false belief that we are self-sufficient, to confess our sins and welcome God’s pardon, and to ask forgiveness from those we have offended.

[Slade @SladeHogan]

@reachsummitpod We should probably be off the list entirely. I'm embarrassed by our downfall since 2023.

[Slade @SladeHogan]

As a lifelong Auburn fan and a Yale alum, this was a hard game. Boola boola

[Yale Men's Basketball @YaleMBasketball]

STUNNER IN SPOKANE

We knock out No. 4 seed Auburn

#ThisIsYale

[Jut @ProbablyJut]

daily reminder that your worth as a human being is directly tied to your skill at video games made for children

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

When French people experience American-style restaurant service it causes them to spiral into existential anguish

[scorpy @socpens]

Newborn babies anytime you tell them literally anything

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

feeling kinda anxious i hope this 40 oz cold brew + 9 hours of screen time helps

[Grant Ginder @GrantGinder]

The New York Times? Oh you mean where I play my games?