Bartholomew Roberts

FOIA or Fail

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@LRH_Superfan Maybe it's the "What's the deal with airline food!?" of the 1800's.

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@armourgraces Sure, you just felt called upon to be snarky by the holy spirit.

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@Trad_West_Art You'll note that some of the most common medicines historically were for things like indigestion. People have always had problems with gluten, the problems usually were just ignored or they died.

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@falseroxy @ButterPecanHole A lot of the berries that are off-season are not good. If you ever visit a place where they grow them (PNW whips) get some in-season blueberries.

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@MerriamWebster WeeFee

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@localtryansfem I got asked to full force punch someone in the face during sex. We did not do that.

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@gigglecon @mans_respond @oddcrittergirl They're not fucked, they just need to find someone else on their level.

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@beerprincess Feeld already does this.

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@gigglecon @oddcrittergirl That's just pessimism.

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@mans_respond @gigglecon @oddcrittergirl Having to walk someone in their 30's through things they should have learned in their teens is exhausting.

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@slopministry @ezzyskii IT'S CLEFAIRY!

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@gigglecon @oddcrittergirl That's an attitude that makes sense only if you're under 18.

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@MoriKamaelSpeer @oddcrittergirl If you have no baggage then you haven't lived. To live is to fall down, get bruised, and, most critically, learn to get back up again. If you've never fallen by 30 it's going to be a world of hurt when you have to learn the things at 35 you should have learned at 16.

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@katziix I have found that a lot of women tend to either be very uncomfortable with a man who is also attracted to other men or they are way too comfortable with it.

I went on a few dates with women who quite openly talked at length about how hot me kissing other men would be to watch.

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@LRSerling This is a very good idea but do keep in mind that a lot of cities have "blight" ordinances in place and they absolutely will cite you for it. Ask me how I know 🙃

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@NeoliberalAkiho How much coke do you need to be on for this to seem like a good idea?

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@luxeprogressive

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@me_im_chloe Our magnificent, puce boy.