Samantha Hartung

[Samantha Hartung @slamm_Sam]

@m__greenstein I wouldn’t get TMobile if they paid for all of my Lyft rides

[Kev @kdubbinn]

Big boi just dropped an ATL HO chant on national tv. Never change

[Samantha Hartung @slamm_Sam]

What happens if you leave the work group chat?

[Samantha Hartung @slamm_Sam]

I wasn’t even really taking the argument that seriously until I noticed he was eating MY snack

[Samantha Hartung @slamm_Sam]

How dare my husband sit there and eat MY pimento cheese and pretzels while we’re in the middle of fighting

[Samantha Hartung @slamm_Sam]

It’s ‘gotta catch a buzz to take the dog out’ cold 😅

[Cyn Santana 🇸🇻🇩🇴 @Cyn_Santana]

Hot showers that make my skin melt and catch on flames are my favorite

[Kay @KaylarWill]

Men will waste your time for years if you let them. Literally. They got TIME

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

Lmfao imagine being someone who has said "Tuukka Rask isn't good" out loud

[Samantha Hartung @slamm_Sam]

Mercury being in retrograde really doesn’t fly with me. I don’t appreciate technology not working right.

[Samantha Hartung @slamm_Sam]

I emailed the printer a copy of our Save The Date and subjected the email “STD PROOF” 🙄 fuuuuuuuck

[Samantha Hartung @slamm_Sam]

My man literally eats like a garbage can and is losing weight..... what the actual fuck

[Samantha Hartung @slamm_Sam]

@dcgaito Yayyy you went with a Friday!

[Samantha Hartung @slamm_Sam]

Marriage level 💯 https://t.co/4qUksRPZ0d

[Samantha Hartung @slamm_Sam]

Putting all of my wedding numbers into a spreadsheet is giving me so much serenity right now 🔮✨

[Samantha Hartung @slamm_Sam]

My hands were shaking, I had a pounding headache, and I was angry at everything - but yet I had no clue I was hungry 🙄🙄🙄 #imamess

[Samantha Hartung @slamm_Sam]

@dcgaito I’m getting married on a Thursday evening 🤷🏻‍♀️ i DONT even care

[Samantha Hartung @slamm_Sam]

I wonder if the next time someone says “we need to talk” I respond with “oh yeah we do” they’ll experience the same rapid heart palpitations I do.

[Samantha Hartung @slamm_Sam]

Duuuuuude. If the managers at my restaurant don’t learn how to phase people out then idk if I’m going to last .

There is no reason a 3pm in should leave at midnight 😥