Slamdog Millionaire

Interpretive Dancer, Cat Herder, Rambunctious Lover, Foot Model.

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@GoldsGym_DTLA Bring back David R. Please change the schedule on the website if you are changing the classes.

[RON @RonTBurse]

I'm actually willing to give @Nelnet all my money today and the site is not working. That means this month's payment is on you right?

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13 minutes left until 5pm and I think I'll spend it all hiding in this bathroom stall. #workstrategy
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A woman tried to kiss me and a man friend-zoned me. #LifeinLA

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My showers alternate washing hair and washing body. On a rare occasion like tonight the stars align and I clean both. #spickandspan

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Next time I go to the dentist I'm going to sing to him. 🎤 I can't feel my face when I'm with you 🎤 #postrootcanal

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I got those Monday morning blues.

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@markgeragos I didn't get the itemized receipt, but I have this one. Thanks Mark. Loving Reasonable Doubt!

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@CharliefromNYC No shit. What kind of asshole would even consider 10% off a tip. Loser.

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@markgeragos Loved 10e, but unfortunately they aren't honoring the 10% off from the podcast.

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I LOVE WHEN MY PICK FROM ROUND ONE WINS! #Chopped

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@JamieLeeBarton

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Catcher in the Die #AngerABook

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update: my iPhone screen is fixed. 🎉🎉

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DUN DUN DUN... Shattered my iPhone screen. #2drunk2care #thirstythursday

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@L_Kemper I tell everyone in LA that my nickname is Slamdog Millionaire. #thankswaylon

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@mikeshill93 #stillcametho

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@mikeshill93 #jeansonjeans

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#dryhump #neverforget @mikeshill93

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Usher KILLED it. Now the Cavs better do the same.