Samantha Duncan

[Samantha Duncan @Slamtastic]

I'm sorry to disappoint, but I'm not a twitter fan.

[Samantha Duncan @Slamtastic]

good job today @LoveLyla

[Samantha Duncan @Slamtastic]

captain morgan and i are not friends and never will be.

[Samantha Duncan @Slamtastic]

I think I'm basically living with @lovelyla

[Samantha Duncan @Slamtastic]

changing my status.

[Samantha Duncan @Slamtastic]

totally beat up and sad.

[Samantha Duncan @Slamtastic]

oh. what?

[Samantha Duncan @Slamtastic]

I'm a walking disaster.

[Samantha Duncan @Slamtastic]

Lions and tigers and tonsillitis! Oh, my!

[Samantha Duncan @Slamtastic]

lights out at 11?? not cool.

[Samantha Duncan @Slamtastic]

twitter what?

[Samantha Duncan @Slamtastic]

recovering with @lovelya who passed me a drink that wasnt mine. So skeezy thanks @lovelya for giving me a disease