Slanguage Bird

someone who’s lived long enough to remember a thing or two

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@Proudofthisland Yes, I can’t wait until we can smoke in pubs, the cinema and upstairs on the bus again it’ll be great

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@antmiddleton Maybe you can book yourself a room there Ant

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@DrNeilStone Probably not, but I like it, it’s refreshing and modern and makes me feel like he thinks I’m worth talking to about what’s going on

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@de_prudhoe Yeah but Johnson had proved his incompetence before he got the job - he made massive mistakes as the Foreign Secretary just ask Nazanin Zaghari Ratcliff

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@StevenJonMiller Are you saying working class people never take advantage? I’ve been asked for cash payments for house repairs, plumbing, boiler repairs - it’s all tax dodging. Make a better argument based on the parliamentary rules for this situation.

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@JuliaHB1 Do you remember when Rishi Sunak kept taking helicopters instead of using cheaper transport options? Or when Johnson redecorated his flat in number 11, or the Nightingale Hospitals being put up and never used and don’t get me started on VIP lanes and PPE

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@Jenny_1884 Maybe try living in a different country then? There are various European countries running residence and visa schemes you can apply for.

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@CllrScottC Right so have you tweeted the picture again and apologised for what your tweet implied?

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@MontgomeryToms @RestoreBritain Can you bring it back on the top floor of buses, in the cinema, at restaurants and the theatre too please?

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@RupertLowe10 It’s being reported that you’re a ‘complete c*nt who wrecked Southampton FC’ does this mean it’s true?

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@ZiaYusufUK Zia, I think they are prioritising the lives of our brave prison officers, did you hear what he did to that guy in Belmarsh?

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@thecarolemalone Strange but he’s got a higher rating than any other leader, try a bit harder Carole. Maybe tweet with some facts and actual political points.

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@LeeHurstComic No it isn’t. We’re talking about 6% of the population. There are more people in the UK with red hair (8-10%) maybe were more at threat from a ginger invasion 🤣

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@MaxineFothergil I’ve checked it for you. If you divided the government budget up into 1000 equal pieces 4 pieces are spent on asylum seekers. I know your types don’t like facts but 0.4% seems ok to me.

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@MaxineFothergil Could you post a pie chart with how much money is spent on asylum seekers over general government expenditure?

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@Jenny_1884 No you’re not

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@malonebarry Also they never look at whether over the longer term money might be generated, how many more pubs, clubs and music venues might open or stay open, employ more staff - all eventually contributing to the economy.

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@Selene_Mariposa @UK_murph Netflix costs the viewer far more than the BBC and provides far less.

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@Selene_Mariposa the BBC is far more than a TV channel most British teenagers use it for revision. It is an unbiased radio and tv news producer. It broadcasts to countries all over the world part of Britain’s soft power - very important during WW2, it also runs the Proms a huge music festival.

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@DaddyCoffee73 That’s not Clacton, I lived there for years looks far more like Frinton, he can’t bear being in Clacton. Staged his fan welcome in Colchester. The guy’s such a fake.