Slap Happy Hooker

History Teacher, Sportsball Fan (Braves, Penn State, US Soccer, NYRangers), Card Collector, IPA Enjoyer, Cat Lady, Vet, Multislacker

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@FreddyLA7 Quesadilla Explosion! Premium Chili's fare!

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@FreddyLA7 You're so close! Go to Ruby Falls! You won't regret it!

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

NEW RULE FOR DEMOCRATS:
When they go low, we go whatever level Hunter Biden is at.

[Flaujae 4️⃣ @Flaujae]

Forever putting on for the Pote

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@metroadlib Wtf is John Connor when we need him?

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@CJNitkowski That is amazing that you got to see a walk-off from the seats! Can't wait to hear your take on the broadcast.

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@metroadlib Woman. WHOA Man.

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@A_Huffstutler Atlanta Braves (born in ATL)
New York Rangers
Penn State Nittany Lions

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@OneOutOf4 Drivin' N Cryin' - gonna see them Saturday.

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@AuthorRandallB Savannah knows her. We're not as removed from Atlanta politics as you might think.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

BITCH WE DONT EITHER

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@braves and their fans deserve this luck so much after enduring last year. We EARNED this.

[K-Ci’s “Alizeeeee” adlib on “How Do U Want It” @IceQuebe_]

Chris Tucker made that boy all by himself

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@omgsidewalks Whatever it's called, I'm currently in it.

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Absolutely did not foresee Perez getting through 6 scoreless tonight. In and out of jams. Got sharper as the game went on. Did he earn another start for the @Braves?

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@EricC_2002 I-16 from Macon to Savannah. 3 hours of NOTHING.

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@metroadlib

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@BeaneaterB And you don't hit a guy you already have two strikes on. Lopez clearly missed his spot trying to induce a strikeout. Absolutely nothing intentional.

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@JomboyMedia Didn't drop the baseball? Classic!

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@MLB @Braves Imagine getting this on a 97° - 80% humidity - no breeze in the entire area code - at first pitch summer night game? Sounds like a questionable decision.