Mark P. Moran

Renaissance Moran. Trying to break free of the cubicle cartel. Advertising and Corporate Comm. grad. Certified Digital Marketer. And I love the Penguins!

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

This video is incredible.

Everyone should RETWEET it so the whole *world* sees it.

[Mark P. Moran @SlapperXmoraN]

@BarackObama Grab yours at https://t.co/vGFYJR5kdQ or at Etsy: https://t.co/TUOglfd6mX

[Mark P. Moran @SlapperXmoraN]

COOL, I purchased a movie ticket for a month from now by mistake (and poor UI), but Fandango won't provide a refund or even an exchange. It was an expensive ticket, and now a worthless one.

Guess I'll go elsewhere in the future.

Terrible

#fandango #CustomerSatisfaction

[NHL @NHL]

500 ginos for Geno! 🚨

Evgeni Malkin is the newest member of the 500-goal club!

[Mark P. Moran @SlapperXmoraN]

@SnazzyLabs I've seen crowds like this at this locale for the demolition derby. Like the derby, a lot of the Butlerites there just wanted an excuse to drink some beers.

[Mark P. Moran @SlapperXmoraN]

@elonmusk

Perhaps help
Butler out instead of (ab)using it for political gain?

Signed,
Butlerite

[Mark P. Moran @SlapperXmoraN]

This is Howie Dewitt. #thisishowwedoit available at https://t.co/vGFYJR5kdQ

[Mark P. Moran @SlapperXmoraN]

Smelled like Lou Dobbs inside the van.

#thisaintnofunkyregaeparty

[Mark P. Moran @SlapperXmoraN]

Never gonna give you up, in shirt form!

#rickroll #meme

https://t.co/WaYSB90qPj

[Mark P. Moran @SlapperXmoraN]

Check out https://t.co/vGFYJR5S3o for bangers like this and other misheard and absurd shirts.

#helpabrotherout #mondegreen #misheardlyrics

[Mark P. Moran @SlapperXmoraN]

@Samsung has made me have someone at home 24/7 for the past 8 business days as I await the return of my "failed" trade-in device. They can't or won't provide tracking, and if I miss the delivery, it will be sent back to Samsung and recycled.

#tldr more like Scamsung, I reckon.

[Mark P. Moran @SlapperXmoraN]

@SamsungSupport My trade in was rejected but I was given no reason -- now I can't return the phone? The trade in value was the only reason I ordered the phone. Now you won't even let me return the new phone b/c it's "return window" ended before I was even aware of any issue?

[Mark P. Moran @SlapperXmoraN]

It'll be your last word if you call a touchdown a "tuddy" around me (and are a grown man).

[Mark P. Moran @SlapperXmoraN]

Rust never sleeps! #Pens

[Mark P. Moran @SlapperXmoraN]

Bobby Farnham taking over Bobby Mo #3ice

[Mark P. Moran @SlapperXmoraN]

Beyond odd.

[Colin Dunlap @colin_dunlap]

I think I have seen about 5 movies, front to back, in my whole life.
I'm 46.
For some reason @ThePoniExpress and @DonChed54 think this is so odd.
Is it?

[Mark P. Moran @SlapperXmoraN]

Man, gut punch. RIP STAN.

LOVED THE SHOW

[Mark P. Moran @SlapperXmoraN]

This can is from the last time I got to drink some of them in a social setting. Not really, but maybe I should be a pictographer? #millertime

[katie @katiemaybe]

!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mark P. Moran @SlapperXmoraN]

@ZV412 I've never had the opportunity but have nevertheless been craving it since I watched that flick last week. Best of luck to your (initial) alma mater. Let's grab a beer in the near future.