Slappy Craig Monroe

Focus on the positive. Ultimate shill. Parody.

[Slappy Craig Monroe @SlappyCMo]

RIP to the Detroit Tigers. 2006-2017

Great pitching, great hitters, huge payrolls, zero World Series Championships.

[Slappy Craig Monroe @SlappyCMo]

The Detroit Tigers are 2-1.

They play the Royals for their next four.

They play the Reds for the next three.

They will go 5-2 during that stretch and be 7-3 to start the year.

Then they’ll call up the kids and make their World Series run.

#HereComeTheTigers

[Slappy Craig Monroe @SlappyCMo]

Remember me?

[Slappy Craig Monroe @SlappyCMo]

Why am I not the lead announcer for Tigers games?

[Slappy Craig Monroe @SlappyCMo]

I think Spencer Turnbull is winning rookie of the year and Jordan Zimmermann is winning the Cy Young

[Slappy Craig Monroe @SlappyCMo]

Mario Impemba and Craig Monroe 2019.

[Slappy Craig Monroe @SlappyCMo]

I broke up the Rod Allen vs Mario Impemba fight. Rod was about 3 seconds away from killing Mario. But focusing on the positive, at least this might land me a promotion.

[Slappy Craig Monroe @SlappyCMo]

Victor Martinez is horrible. Absolutely horrible.

[Slappy Craig Monroe @SlappyCMo]

#LaunchAngle

[John Verburg @MCB_johnverburg]

Craig Monroe, "I talked to a bunch of shitty hitters that are out of baseball and they don't like launch angle."

[Slappy Craig Monroe @SlappyCMo]

I hate launch angle. Think about skipping rocks when you swing. Don’t think of launch angle.

[Slappy Craig Monroe @SlappyCMo]

@Indians @tigers The Rally Goose is undefeated.

[Slappy Craig Monroe @SlappyCMo]

Blaine Hardy looked like a left handed version of Max Scherzer tonight. Might just pitch himself into the Cy Young conversation.

#FocusOnThePositive

[Slappy Craig Monroe @SlappyCMo]

Shows there’s more to sports than just numbers. Brad Ausmus would be 20-37 with this team.

[Slappy Craig Monroe @SlappyCMo]

@tigers Ron Gardenhire for manager of the year.

[Slappy Craig Monroe @SlappyCMo]

Tigers record on May 30th, 2017: 24-28, 4th place in the AL Central.

Tigers record on May 30th, 2018: 25-30, 2nd place in the AL Central.

[Slappy Craig Monroe @SlappyCMo]

I hope Nick Castellanos slander isn’t a thing anymore. Not a good fielder but a GREAT hitter. Seems like a great dude as well.

[Slappy Craig Monroe @SlappyCMo]

THE DETROIT TIGERS CAN’T BE STOPPED

[Slappy Craig Monroe @SlappyCMo]

@JasonFielderTV SlappyCMO is loving this team. The sky is the limit. Buy at the deadline.

[Jason Fielder @JasonFielderTV]

I know the Tigers schedule has been pretty easy so far but who would've thought 29 games in that they'd have a better record than the Dodgers?!?! I bet Slappy CMo already took time off from work for World Series week. https://t.co/7u0Tpx30Nl

[Jeff Riger @riger1984]

Gardenhire on Jones trying to take second and getting thrown out "I hit him in the chest and I said keep playing, thats all I care about, keep playing the game like that-that was effort and thats all we're after here, guys playing the game the right way"