Brandon Kolesar

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

If insurance companies can deny care and call it "medically unnecessary", why aren't they required to have malpractice insurance doe when they get it wrong and someone gets sicker or tragically dies ?

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

BEER SKATES ARE HERE 🚨

Get yours at any bar, select stands, and carts TONIGHT at the @LenovoCenter.

[Brandon Kolesar @Slarfox37]

Agreed. It was number one concern going into the playoffs. I didnt expect the team and PP to come out so flat. The PP could have single handedly won us multiple games if it was clicking.

[Stone Cold Sid @StoneColdSid]

I had no idea this version of Arturs Silovs existed... Wow was this guy amazing... We thought goaltending would be our weakness but man did both guys play well!

[Brandon Kolesar @Slarfox37]

@jmarshfof 50/50 split with murashov. Sorry forgot to add that part

[Brandon Kolesar @Slarfox37]

@jmarshfof 2 years 3.5

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

This scene, except it’s Big Jeff Carter and he hands out the black and yellow jerseys.

And then they go outside and burn the piss jerseys to rid the building of negative energy.

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

Mario said it best. Garage League.

[Josh Yohe @JoshYohe_PGH]

The Penguins just printed these out for the media in regards to goalie interfere rulings.
Yes, by the book, absolutely was goalie interference.

[Brandon Kolesar @Slarfox37]

What really is goaltender interference? Does anyone really know?

[Jesse Marshall @jmarshfof]

They have to be doing a bit against Muse for challenging so much. At first I said that jokingly. I’m not sure how one could draw a different conclusion at this juncture.

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

The @NHLPlayerSafety office needs to fire George Parros, who is a disgrace, and someone concerned with player safety.

This is getting out of hand.

[Brandon Kolesar @Slarfox37]

The dude is the only reason we didnt get blown out.

[DK Pittsburgh Sports @DKPghSports]

Stuart Skinner on the shootout loss: “I’m gonna blame myself.” — From Taylor Haase in Raleigh

[Matt Vensel @mattvensel]

My 10-year-old on the shootout:

“This is where Penguins go to die.”

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

Evgeni Malkin got 5 games.

Why wasn’t Jacob Trouba suspended for swinging a stick like a baseball bat at someone’s head?

I’m ok with discipline. But I’m not ok always giving the goons a break and then throwing the book at everyone else.

[Brandon Kolesar @Slarfox37]

@NHLPlayerSafety make it make sense

[105.9 The X @1059thex]

3 game suspension for Bryan Rust.

No hearing at all for Tom Wilson here

Cool

[Brandon Kolesar @Slarfox37]

@JoshYohe_PGH Reminds me of john marino

[Bob Pompeani @KDPomp]

Ok @NHLPlayerSafety. In lieu of what Bryan Rust got (3 games), what does Tom Wilson get for this hit on Logan Stankoven. AND yes it was head shot where he also left his skates

[Dave Molinari @MolinariPGH]

If Skinner and Kulak have been watching this weekend, they might want to tell the immigration authorities that there's no rush to handle their paperwork.

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

I am unsurprised with Murashov shining in camp, but he still needs development time.

(Translation: Jarry is the perfect goalie for the #TankforMcKenna.)