paul adedeji

[paul adedeji @Slater249]

It's finally here 🙂
My first radio show this Saturday 6pm tune in to Bowen radio 101.9 fm 🚀
HISTORY IN THE MAKING

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[paul adedeji @Slater249]

@ThatsNonSenxe @crusadersean22 what happened in San Diego

[paul adedeji @Slater249]

@NonsOka4 @Gbolahan18Taiwo @utdjoseph1 @effxzzzyy so when I meet a different set of Europeans and Americans and Arabians
and they say a different thing from Burna boy
how does that sound to you

you can't make a statement like the one you just did
when you've not even met up to 2% of other cultures and persons

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

Person never chop turkey in weeks, you dey tell am say foreign reserve don triple because of Shigidi.

[orcun 🇵🇹 @cr7orcun]

hüngür hüngür ağlıyorum

[paul adedeji @Slater249]

@UnitedStandMUFC @TyMarshall_MEN bring

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

If we apologized to children more, we would have more adults that accept accountability for their actions.

[paul adedeji @Slater249]

@NonsOka4 @Gbolahan18Taiwo @utdjoseph1 @effxzzzyy please tell us which European country did you travel to
that made you know this

[paul adedeji @Slater249]

@joe_uyi @dmightyangel very much out of context
notice how what was said in the caption he didn't say in the video

but stupid people in the comments can't comprehend

[paul adedeji @Slater249]

@realtundeyoung 😂😂😭💔

[paul adedeji @Slater249]

@BESTisnoturMATE @D_WarEagle EPL is the toughest league in the world
you need EPL experience
the top 5 players in the EPL came in and destroyed everyone

I hate that EPL gimmick it doesn't make sense

[paul adedeji @Slater249]

@UnitedStandMUFC @TyMarshall_MEN Get ndiaye
he's not expensive

[paul adedeji @Slater249]

@MisterMO___ @ARISEtv y'all are pathetic
telling me he's wrong for asking the president what exactly he's borrowing for

like he's not the one that requested it
better wise up

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me 30 mins before going to the dentist:

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

🎶NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO, REMEMBER THE ROAD THAT WILL LEAD YOU HOME🎶😂

[KING OF ALL SPORTS @Emmanuel_Tips]

A retweet cost 0.00 naira.. it’s been almost 27 days now…. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[paul adedeji @Slater249]

@harab_man @CFCRushh The joke flew over you man

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Lmao everyone loves Ronaldo, you can never hide it forever 😂

[paul adedeji @Slater249]

@tammyfrmdao @PenielThoy 😂😂😂💔

[paul adedeji @Slater249]

@rioferdy5 @FIFAWorldCup The view doesn't look good