Chris Slattery

One man's incessant need to seek validation from strangers on the internet. Host of @banddraftpod He/him

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If 99 agencies is “more than enough” then you would STILL BE BAD AT YOUR JOB, you worthless, shit-for-brains conman.

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Looks like we’ve gotta keep Jimmy Carter alive for 4 more years.

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The fact that it wasn’t even that close…

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What do you mean it was double-sided?

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Did anyone else get a ballot that was just names of incumbent judges and no bubbles for President?

I filled it out, but it felt very anticlimactic.

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@yasisalek Nature is healing

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So none then? Because what the fuck is this?

Watch movies without your parents. Enjoy looking at hot people.

[Variety @Variety]

Teens Want Less Sex in Movies and TV Shows, Study Finds https://t.co/3NEvRUdqys

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Skill issue.

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

This cost me $175.

I don’t care if you think Trump is “mean”

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After dragging my feet for years, I finally did it: https://t.co/SkuAS2uN2y

I’m fully prepared to disappoint.

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This shouldn’t need to be said but using generative AI as a bit is just as harmful as using it genuinely.

You don’t get to hide behind a layer of snark.

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Why is every bar trivia host hell bent on asking questions that I can’t the answer? Like I literally know the answers to sooo many questions and I could prove it if only they gave me a goddamn chance

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We need a better definition of what an "expert" means for the folks at home. And for the folks behind the podiums.

jfc

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WHAT THE FUCK FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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"Well, first of all..." is a new trigger for me.

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Walz started shaky but.... is he getting better?

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J.D. Vance just pronounced Kamala's name correctly.

Finish your drink.

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Who is this debate meant to persuade? Honestly.

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Why does it look like that?

[Anthony Bradley @drantbradley]

There was a time in American history when this was the goal of a “Man Cave” for middle-class men. Living like the aristocracy was a goal. Today, it’s TVs, gaming, not books. (Blah, blah, I know, “Well, not for me and I read on a tablet”…Ok, congrats. No need to reply).

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Everybody do the wine-is🎶

[steam horse fest fayvel @sanssherifo5vr]

Bringing wine to your house in the game changer wine bag