Captain Deadpool

My name is Captain Deadpool. I'm here to save you.
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Dr. Pepper burps are the worse

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My week on Twitter 🎉: 4 Likes, 3 New Followers. See yours with https://t.co/keCTxNowL0

[Captain Deadpool @Slavepool68]

I'd pay good $ to see this

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My week on Twitter 🎉: 1 Like. See yours with https://t.co/keCTxNowL0

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My week on Twitter 🎉: 4 Likes, 1 Retweet, 205 Retweet Reach, 1 New Follower. See yours with https://t.co/keCTxNowL0

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Our biggest fans this week: @7PhillyFlash. Thank you! via https://t.co/a7S7pQZQnJ

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If the #pope took a hit off a #doobie... Would that be considered #holysmoke ??

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My week on Twitter 🎉: 1 Mention, 1 Reply. See yours with https://t.co/keCTxNowL0

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@DeathStarCS As many as Lord Vader decides.

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How many chuggas are acceptable before you say Choo-choo?

#itsforscience

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Please follow my friend. You know what to do! Help her reach 3000 followers!

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My week on Twitter 🎉: 1 Retweet, 195 Retweet Reach. See yours with https://t.co/keCTxNowL0

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Our biggest fans this week: @Elguapotx72. Thank you! via https://t.co/a7S7pQIeZ9

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I may be a beautiful #unicorn, but if you mess with me, I'll fucking stab you with my horn.

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[Captain Deadpool @Slavepool68]

Hung like Einstein.
Smart like a horse.

[Captain Deadpool @Slavepool68]

My week on Twitter 🎉: 1 Mention, 4 Likes, 1 Retweet, 604 Retweet Reach, 2 New Followers, 1 Reply. See yours with https://t.co/keCTxNowL0

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Our biggest fans this week: @i_stielow. Thank you! via https://t.co/a7S7pQZQnJ

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I wonder if it would work...
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