Mom

I'm a mom to four kids. Just trying to stay sane while surrounded by little humans, that I have to some how raise to be functioning and respectful adults.

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

"F*ck it. Let's see what happens." Seems like this was everyone's mind set when voting yesterday #2016election

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

Waiting for my son to be done pooping, so I can put him back to bed ☠️ #momlife #singlemomlife #alwaysatbedtime

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

My kids are extra today. Extra annoying, extra whinny, extra dramatic...just extra #momlife

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

Why are my kids at level 100 before 8am ���🏼🔫 #momlife #singlemomlife

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

Why, the one day a week that I can "sleep in". A smoke alarm battery needs changed at 4:30am #mylife #momlife #fu #smokealarms

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

Is it pathetic that I dream about winning PCH #dreams #momlife #singlemomlife #rich #moremoney #moreproblems #igf #givememoney

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

My kids are interfering with me going in full depression mode. All I wanna do is lay in bed for 3 days straight #momlife #singlemomlife

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

I'm just going to move out and let the ants stay...I give up #throwinginthetowel 🐜🔫 I can't even shoot them with a real gun emoji 😫

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

My new response to my kids asking me something, "I can't understand whining." #momlife #singlemomwife #whiningkids #isitmondayyet

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

It's a good thing the gun emoji is gone 🔫 I'm sure the cigarette emoji will be replaced with a vape soon 🚬 #savinglives One emoji at a time!

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

Finally got those four cups out of the kids rooms...they weren't water 😷 #chunkymilk #momlife #singlemomlife

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

If a child wakes you up around 3-4am, you're not going back to sleep. Anytime before that, you're good. #momlife #singlemomlife #tired

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

I'm just a mom, wishing her kids would just go to sleep after I put them to bed. Also hope to find some candy in the house #momlife

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

My son right now 👹 #enoughsaid #momlife #singlemomlife

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

Three kids off to school. Two kids napping and one playing quietly in the other room. Time for coffee and hopefully some quite time #momlife

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

Hate when people toot in waiting rooms #momwords #toots

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

My 8 yr old daughter is far from puberty and life is already, just too hard to handle #omg #helpme #momlife #singlemomlife

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

When U R #pooping and your 3 year old runs in to use the potty. You pinch, wipe and get off the pot. #momlife #singlemomlife #guessicanwait

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

Leaving a public restroom and my daughter opens the door with her elbow....thats my girl! Proud mom...ha ha!!! #momlife #ewwgerms

[Mom @SlaveToChildren]

When a mom answers with, sure. She really wants to say no, but she doesn't want to deal with the whining. So she caves a little #momlife