megan

Recovering people-pleaser. Retired nurse. GCFAM. Thick thighs and spooky vibes. Fresh air is for dead people. Back off man, I’m a scientist.

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

Last week my brother went from years with a Crohn’s dx and stable to emergently life flighted and multiple doctor’s thinking he’s been misdiagnosed. As a medical professional with a degree, I have not a single ounce of patience for Captain Brain Worm’s stupidity and ignorance.

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

Here’s a Buffy mini photo dump because it can’t possibly make anything worse 💛

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

Oh wow, I get the MIL treatment that they make movies about 🤣 I’m literally too tired and do not care.

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

I saw this on my way home from work while “Rainy Day” by Guster was playing. UGLY CRYING ENSUED.

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

I miss the person I was on Monday.

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

Glad to see Verizon is Verizon’ing.

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

Dave Grohl has always given me the ick 🤷🏻‍♀️

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

He’s a good man, Savannah.

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

I’ve gone from never writing a harm to writing one in back-to-back surveys. Glad to get the experience but not cool 👎🏻

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

My shuffle has been going hard on playing songs from The Fast and the Furious and Test Drive soundtracks, which is doing NOTHING for my citation writing productivity today.

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

A guy just passed me wearing a “I’m 1776 percent sure” shirt. I made the most 🥴 face I could, it was just so cringey

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

Beer fest is peak white people lmao going absolutely insane for a cover band playing third eye blind

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

There is a chance I will be murderer by a beach ball at beerfest

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

Can confirm, everyone in Butler is fucking useless

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

Who pissed off Marshall and woke up Slim??? 😂 I love it

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

Obsessed 🖤🎃🧡

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

There is a woo bird in my section and it is a child. I think verbal abuse is frowned upon?

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

Is Baltimore ok?

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

DIMENSIA

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

It's dementia, not dimensia, you dumb mf MAGAs.

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

Double hell yeah!

[megan @SlayerFest98_]

Hell yeah!