SlayerSley 🍌

I'm just a red Banana . I can’t read. Locked tf in

[DEGEN NEWS @DegenerateNews]

BREAKING: $HYPE FLIPS $SOL IN PRICE

[DEGEN NEWS @DegenerateNews]

BREAKING: @HyperliquidX FLIPS @solana IN STAKING MARKET CAP - PER @StakingRewards DATA

SOURCE: https://t.co/mXRVEnHXC6

[x256.hl @x256xx]

Coinbase Q1 earnings are in

Coinbase: $394m loss

Hyperliquid: $192m profit

Same business. 11 people vs 4,250

Hyperliquid

[curb @CryptoCurb]

"so you staked your ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield?"

"yes, Dave"

"except you didn't want your capital to be locked up so you actually staked it with a liquid staking protocol called Lido?"

"that's correct, Dave"

"and Lido gave you a liquid staking receipt token called stETH in return?"

"yes, Dave"

"and then you didn't think that was enough, so you juiced the yield even further by depositing your stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer?"

"you are correct, Dave"

"and now you didn't want to lock up your capital, so you actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided you with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH?"

"you got it, Dave"

"and then that was surely not enough juice, so you then deposited your rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called AAVE so that you could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero whose security is held together by a 1/1 toothpick, which was obviously hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry"

"you are 100% correct, dave"

jfc.

[oo @ooxbt]

defi felt safer when timewonderland was handing out 1000000000000% apy

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[naiive @naiivememe]

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

[DEGEN NEWS @DegenerateNews]

NEW: OIL PERPS CROSS $4 BILLION IN 24H VOLUME ON HYPERLIQUID - AS WTIOIL SURPASSES $2.6 BILLION AND BRENTOIL HITS $1.4 BILLION

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

there are guys on here who don’t know how to cook themselves eggs trying to trade oil against Citadel

[SlayerSley 🍌 @SlayerSley]

@coinbase gay

[SlayerSley 🍌 @SlayerSley]

@JustnThePhotog brother

[SlayerSley 🍌 @SlayerSley]

@saylor @AtlasHodld what are you doing

[Coin Bureau @coinbureau]

🚨BREAKING: Hyperliquid now trades MORE oil, gold, and silver than crypto.

Combined HIP-3 open interest surpassed $1.5 BILLION, an all-time high.

The platform is processing more volume in tokenized commodities than digital assets.

The 24/7 advantage is pulling volume from traditional exchanges.

[SlayerSley 🍌 @SlayerSley]

@CobraCrypto24 @WhiteHouse @R89Capital JFC LMAO

[tmuxvim @tmuxvim]

the fuck do you know about haircuts

[SlayerSley 🍌 @SlayerSley]

@frostLedger nigga make the price go up

[Tobias Reisner @reisnertobias]

Hyperliquid makes more money than Coinbase.

[SlayerSley 🍌 @SlayerSley]

@JustnThePhotog @el33th4xor everytime my boy tweets another 30mil has been sent to brian

[SlayerSley 🍌 @SlayerSley]

@JustnThePhotog @0xUnbased they fired coop to free up funds to do this

[SlayerSley 🍌 @SlayerSley]

@UziCryptoo @JustnThePhotog shouldve told me to pivot to gay sex