michelob k ultra

one tear, amazingly

[michelob k ultra @slaysonjones]

if you were looking for a sign to snooze those emails and close your laptop here it is: a tributary playlist (read: zip file) of songs for doing exactly that

https://t.co/IdVJpzcjv0

[michelob k ultra @slaysonjones]

milwaukee rappers should be scrambling to drop his name in a song rn (which, maybe they are, i have pretty minimal knowledge of that rap scene)

[michelob k ultra @slaysonjones]

result is whatever but this has made me aware of a guy named jon mcglocklin. why is that not a name we say constantly

[michelob k ultra @slaysonjones]

1. in the mouth of madness
2. the fog
3. prince of darkness
4. the thing
5. big trouble in little china

i havent seen starman bc i fully expect it to reduce me to tears

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

Enough Coens. John Carpenter.
1) Big Trouble in Little China
2) The Thing
3) They Live
4) In the Mouth of Madness
5) Escape from LA [ducks]
Blind spots: Prince of Darkness; Christine
Underrated: Starman; Assault on Precinct 13
Overrated: Escape from New York; [slightly] Halloween

[michelob k ultra @slaysonjones]

big milestone today: changed a duvet cover by myself for the first time. did a solid b- job

[michelob k ultra @slaysonjones]

knicks in six

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

The French Prince gave me his blessing s/o the birthday boy @FrankLikina

[michelob k ultra @slaysonjones]

can you believe im seeing hum tn

[Wes @6ManYT]

KAT has had to deal with homophobia all his career and knows people will be homophobic for him even making this post.

But he’s got values, that’s a good man.

[andrew @intellegint]

This movie was tight. It looked good as fuck and the actors were all hot as shit.
5 stars

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Aurora and Cephalus, by Pierre-Narcisse Guérin, 1810, 📸 by Jesse D. Garrabrant

[michelob k ultra @slaysonjones]

a week on the west coast

[michelob k ultra @slaysonjones]

kind of insane for the official account to clip this, no?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"The goal is just to not look like you in a Houston Rockets uniform." 😭

Draymond to Chuck when talking about his future 😅

[shhhhhhhane p @shanetweeted]

many of bruce springteen's songs elude to the birth of new jerseys true prophet , new york knicks center karl-anthony towns

[michelob k ultra @slaysonjones]

so how about that game last night eh

[michelob k ultra @slaysonjones]

roommate was eating too much candy so he just gifted me a bag of trader joes scandinavian swimmers like he was passing on the curse in a horror movie

[emo nostalghia @takeths2yrgrave]

Texas Is The Reason released their only studio album, Do You Know Who You Are?, on this day in 1996. Considered one of the best emo albums ever, it has no official single, but "A Jack With One Eye" quickly circulated through early internet forums, possibly due to its Twin Peaks reference. The performance below is from 1996 at Brownies in New York City.

[michelob k ultra @slaysonjones]

@FranziaMom see also https://t.co/yFTvrhGVSj

[michelob k ultra @slaysonjones]

market hotel pivoting to post on ig Like That™️ feels like a demarcation line of some sort. like the 2020s as we will understand them looking back coincide precisely with when they began hosting heated rivalry theme parties or w/e

[michelob k ultra @slaysonjones]

retweet if kyle has been your guiding light throughout this nightmare

[Justice4KyleCooke @Justice4_Kyle]

Can you all take a second to admit that @imkylecooke the man you claimed was a mess and unhinged has handled himself BEAUTIFULLY since the affair was confirmed? That he is poised and controlled in a crisis? Retweet if Kyle has been your guiding light throughout this nightmare. #summerhouse

[michelob k ultra @slaysonjones]

just made some killer fried rice