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idk tooti frooti booti smth smth

[miya @miyarah_]

mi parte favorita del día es cuando estoy así en mi cama

[? @deanologys]

this little girl’s card kept declining so i offered to pay for her food, and then my card declined as well

[HepHep @FZL_1005]

If I had long hair I'd be doing this daily for the pure aura gain of it

[⋆｡‧˚ʚ🦀Mrs. Krabs🦀ɞ˚‧｡⋆ @Frybashe139]

When you think it finally got better just to realize your mind was just tricking you into thinking that

[J̶p̶𓃭 @_notyourguy_jp]

Offered to carry the heavy box for my neighbor. He said “I got it” then dropped it on his own foot.

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

see i just straight up understand him here i start doing bullshit when i get too angry dat shit had me moonwalking in my bedroom once

[🗝️ @shrinescurse]

ahoge dreads update just dropped

[laura pinkyepie da silva @lychifyingw]

*casal lésbico*

"Quem é o homem da relação?"

[lizzy @lizzyhxl]

Eu depois de falar que não tô com ciúmes

[andressinha @_amominhaesposa]

adoro ficar em casa, acho que em outra vida eu era um móvel

[mika @mikasagrada]

É assim que me sinto quando me dizem algo bonito e não sei como responder.

[arbys @arbyswnomeat]

i be liking tweets i don't even understand #spreadlove

[peep @kiyoteruz]

“y’all are sleeping on marvel rivals”

[gus @gustherealone]

said "hi" and got blocked

[💧Bʅυҽ Dιαɱσɳԃ💧 @willowissootuff]

Wearing tight clothing makes me look like this

[(⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) @Slaywatu]

@Nik0s_fox I'm crying why'd they leave it in the corner

[𑣲 Nikolai Gogol of shedtwt ᝰ.ᐟ @Nik0s_fox]

alr fess up which one of you fuckers was it in the SCHOOL BR MIND YOU