if you’re a sensitive woman, you better involve yourself in charity work or helping/working with children. pour all your love and nurturing into the poor, the weak, and children. it’s better than feeling motherly toward evil people just because you see the child in them.
@XxmutthewxX It's the three time rule! Once and it's a funny joke. Twice? Either a coincidence or a clever callback. But three times? That's just you. You don't make more than three feet jokes if you're not into feet.
i come home from a long day of work, staple papers with my trapinch stapler, blow my nose with a tissue from the vileplume tissue holder, throw it away into the trubbish garbage can, and then sit in front of the poliwhirl fan for a nice, cool breeze.