SleepCyn

Twitter is where I keep all my secrets. And by secrets, I mean lies. And subtle condescension. And self-deception. And cunt jokes. I also love bathrobes.

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I'm back! I'd say I was Christmas shopping but I've learned that my family refuses to accept any more dead hookers from me for the holidays.

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@TerryJaymes This reminds me - if you haven't yet watched it, PLEASE check out the series Brockmire starring Hank Azaria and Amanda Peet (on IFC or Hulu).

FUCKING Perfect. If you don't love the pilot episode, I'd be shocked.

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@LexandTerry @lexstaley @BVNP @sarahBmorgan I had no idea that I actually missed having the OCCASIONAL Birthday Bitch on the show! Very throwback!!

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@LexandTerry @TerryJaymes @BVNP @lexstaley @sarahBmorgan Famous Lex & Terry Quote that I still use at least once every 2 weeks: "HE WHO CARES THE LEAST, WINS!" You guys don't say it much anymore, but it's still the best, most succinct dating advice EVER.

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Tyreek Hill needs to score more than 2 points and I'm golden. Since I'll be at the Chiefs game tonight, in the flesh, I'm confident! @lexstaley @bvnp @TerryJaymes

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Anyone else?

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@lexstaley @BVNP @TerryJaymes Staff meeting this morning, can't call! Thoughts? #fantasyfootball

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@davematthewsbnd @rene_huemer I'll Back You Up, Minarets, Stay or Leave...

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@DevonESawa I've never been so down with Costco before..

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@lexstaley Saw her live in Dallas and it was a helluva show!

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@lexstaley Managed another win - even though Burrow would have been the better choice... still... I'll always take the W!

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@LexandTerry @lexstaley @bvnp @TerryJaymes I don't know if I'll get a chance to call today... so should I play Tannehill (against KC) or Joe Burrow (against Baltimore) as my QB this week?? I also picked up Zach Ertz now that he's in AZ (since Gronk & Knox are both out).

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@lexstaley @LexandTerry @BVNP @TerryJaymes @sarahBmorgan Lex, maybe you can bet show points on my team winning after I call each week for advice! Then you'll care about my team and keep the solid advice coming. Lol

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@lexstaley @LexandTerry @bvnp @TerryJaymes @sarahBmorgan So far, so good!

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@terryjaymes @bvnp @lexstaley So, I eaked out a win last week in Fantasy Football. I have some more questions about my lineup this week... I'll keep trying to get thru as I have Buccs that are playing tonight on my team!

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@LexandTerry Freddie Wilhite 911 call after shooting wife. "I'll go down..."

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@TerryJaymes @lexstaley @BVNP @LexandTerry That makes 2 of us! I'll call again next week as I'll be up against our league's only 4-0 team. He'll likely be 5-0 by then, which will only enhance his shame when he gets publicly fucked in the mouth by the most inexperienced member of the league! Gotta deam big, y'know?

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@lexstaley @bvnp @lexandterry @TerryJaymes I desperately need some Fantasy Football Advice!! But with Sarah gone, I can't get thru on the phone lines... can you help me??

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@lexstaley My WR Cupp was up against Woods last night... but at least in my ESPN league he only scored 19 points instead of 32! (No idea how scoring differs from Yahoo to ESPN, but I'm just a stupid noob anyway, so...)

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@lexstaley @BVNP @LexandTerry @TerryJaymes I luckily got in on Sudden Death yesterday... I'm the one with half my team playing for the Bills and the other half playing for the Chiefs! Ha. So far, Cooper Kupp had a disappointing showing last night, but I'm still hopeful!

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@BVNP I heard you talking about the new Netflix documentary series "Turning Point.." But have you heard of The Looming Tower? It's not a documentary but a miniseries based on actual events. It's available on Hulu, stars Jeff Daniels... I think you'd like it.