Somniloquist's Spouse

My husband says weird shit in his sleep.

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“If it wasn’t for those…. That dog and those nosy kids.”
#sleeptalking

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“What the fuck is your point? What is your point?”

#SleepTalking

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“Alright, well, there it is. You did it. Congratulations.”
#SleepTalking

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“Oh my gosh this is gonna be so fun!”

#SleepTalking

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“That could work. You think that would work? It might. Either way.”
#SleepTalking

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“I’ve got hairs, don’t get hairs, I’ve got hairs. Just leave me alone and let me sleep. I love you. Beautiful.”

#SleepTalking

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“Huh. Crazy. I guess I didn’t know the way it was portrayed in this, um, turning. I didn’t know. You know?”

#SleepTalking

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“I’m starving.”
#SleepTalking

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“Just too easy.”
#SleepTalking

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“Here’s what I was gonna say. I was gonna say that uh…. Oh that just to go after the hangnail.”

#SleepTalking

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“Yeah, like survival of the fittest!”

#SleepTalking

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“It’s 509? What is it, 803 or 830?”

#SleepTalking

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“Can you say that one more time? Sorry I didn’t get the full granddaddy experiment. It’s truly okay. Truly.”
#SleepTalking

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“You know what my number one important state is? A locking door.”

#SleepTalking

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“Get them juices flowin’.”
#SleepTalking

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“Oh goodness gracious! Lordegoshen!”

#SleepTalking

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“Weird as fuck man, weird shit. The whole thing is just fuckin’ outrageously weird.”

#SleepTalking

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“So it goes.”
#SleepTalking

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“It’s just hard because now they’re going to have different ‘takes’ on things, you know?”
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[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“What is she wearing? That’s fucking weird.”

#SleepTalking

[Somniloquist's Spouse @SleepingHubs]

“Seriously dude? That��s stupid. A character… that’s sad.”

#SleepTalking