sleeps

20, they/he

[liminal-zone @theliminalzone]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[pinkie @sourberryvi]

“are you sexually active” pal the only thing that eats me out is guilt

[Lala @lalabarC4]

i love when omegaverse includes instincts like grooming (LICK THAT OMEGA), chuffing, bunting, scruffing, scent-layering, submitting belly-up, hip/shoulder movement to simulate tail language, play growling, rumbling, purring- I'M NOT DONE (1)

[⋆˚🐾˖° 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐓 ⋆˚🐾˖° @GUTZEAT3R]

“who’s a good mutt?”
“ah ah, puppy’s don’t speak.”
“fetch.”
“treat?”
“who wants to go on a walk?”
“good dog!~”
“sit down and shut tf up.”
“say ahh, pet.”
“pathetic little mutt.”
“sit pretty for me.”
yeah..so the forecast is CUM.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I honestly haťe how ADHD has been sensationalized as the fun mental illness but having it literally feels like walking around with some very specific kind of dementia that is actively ruining your life at every step and the culprit is always you.

[aurora🪽💫 @universes_doll]

collar with owner’s name on the tag.. need to acquire this

[Cherry Smokes 🍒 Smoking Viktor Truther @Cherrysmokess]

You will never catch me having a problem with t/b dynamics everyone can take it in the ass in my world and I encourage them to do so.

[kira !! GAY levi funger @_k1raqueen]

I hate being trans I wanna be a boy who likes boys but any boy I date will just see me as a girl

[ms. paige victoria ♡ 🍋 @citrusgirlpaige]

no no no you fundamentally misunderstand my suicidality. I don’t WANT to die. But like (*gestures vaguely*)

[matt @ifthisgetsweird]

Please stop putting that fucking puppy play euphoria ugly white straight nonsense on my feed IM DONE

[wermie 🪐 @wermbraiin]

i'll read about literally any kink. i'm either getting horny from it or i'm studying it like some kind of sex anthropologist. i just like Knowing About Things

[Isley @IsleyResistance]

Modern life is just:

• ignore your body

• override your instincts

• comply with authority

• eat the plastics

• stare at rectangle

• wonder why brain no work right

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Poetic answer: “It’s better to know you’re a normal zebra than to think you’re a weird horse.”

Direct answer: “Without those labels, most people chalk up your symptoms to character flaws they can use as excuses to hate you, abuse you, and discriminate against you.”

[haley @lonemelt]

i wnna get clicker trained

[trash jones @jzux]

AI companies will say AI is inevitable and then be like “please please please please please please please please use us”