Danny C 💎

🇲🇽 | baby take off your cool

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

IF YOU UNPLUG THE WIFI BOX FOR 1 SEC THE WHOLE HOUSE ACT LIKE THEY BOUT 2 DIE YOU'LL SEE PPL COME OUT ROOMS YOU ANIT NVR SEEN BEFORE

[☯️ @FLACKO444]

women went crazy with dat “you only like the idea of me” cause you right! i got to know you and said oh hell nah.

[autist @litteralyme0]

How my dad looks at me when I don't want to help him move 1000kg of dirt at 6am on a Sunday

[X Musk. @e_r_grok]

I'll watch love island when they have a fly fat nigga on there

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Introverts do not hate socializing. They hate pretending.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

[Danny C 💎 @SleepyEyedDanny]

@Tibbz33 Tibbz!!! Best of luck bro

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

How life felt during the World Cup group stage when we had four matches a day:

[‎ياسمين @chebakiiia]

If you're quiet as an adult they kill you

[Touya! ★ @Touyarokii]

wait this is an absolute fire character design idea

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Most men start off like this until they meet women who show them that it means absolutely nothing

[shameful @s4gns]

“i just got the ick” Ok? and you have no ass

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

the final stage of being a man is understanding your father

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Major cheat code for life: realizing you really can just wake up one day and say "that's enough of that" and change direction completely.

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

pointed at a bug and my cat ate the bug

[Drank man please @DRANKMANNPLS]

A nigga like me go get ghosted n still like the story #IToldYouWeForever

[dre 🇵🇸 @altoidsrevenge]

this is the funniest shit i have ever read dawg lmaooooo

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.