Sleepy R2D2

Done saving everyone’s lives, I’m taking a nap, wake me up when the trilogy is over.

[Sleepy R2D2 @SleepyR2D2]

Had a little too much fun bowling.

[Sleepy R2D2 @SleepyR2D2]

@JediCaretakers Don’t forget to add walrus-cow milk

[Sleepy R2D2 @SleepyR2D2]

@KyloR3n Ben that’s not what people mean when they say “link”

[Sleepy R2D2 @SleepyR2D2]

@KyloR3n Well after you met Hux you knew you were a Bi-ronic hero.

[Sleepy R2D2 @SleepyR2D2]

@confused_rey_ @BadFatherHan Not as hot as his grandpa on Mustafar.

[Confused Rey @confused_rey_]

@KyloR3n if the past means 2017, by all means, let it die 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Sleepy R2D2 @SleepyR2D2]

@BadFatherHan The age gap is kinda freaky tho.

[Confused Rey @confused_rey_]

who should be in office in 2020?

[Sleepy R2D2 @SleepyR2D2]

@KyloR3n I’m murderous droids.

[Sleepy R2D2 @SleepyR2D2]

@KyloR3n Dude, I️ know, detention is the worst.

[Sleepy R2D2 @SleepyR2D2]

@confused_rey_ What have you become, Rey?

[Sleepy R2D2 @SleepyR2D2]

@VeryLonelyLuke I️ think he really liked Kyle but had a typo so he just went with it.

[Sleepy R2D2 @SleepyR2D2]

@KyloR3n It’s the dugout.

[Sleepy R2D2 @SleepyR2D2]

@VeryLonelyLuke Didn’t you do that with your nephew?

[Sleepy R2D2 @SleepyR2D2]

@KyloR3n I’ve killed 75% of mine.

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

dear diary
i am reading pride and prejudice
it is pretty slow
i thought there would be a kidnapping sooner

[Sleepy R2D2 @SleepyR2D2]

@confused_rey_ @KyloR3n Rey, your dad is Stephen Colbert.

[Sleepy R2D2 @SleepyR2D2]

@confused_rey_ Nah I️ think they’re just friends with benefits.

[Sleepy R2D2 @SleepyR2D2]

@confused_rey_ Probably legal on some planet.