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Holding on to the greatest Tweet never written.

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@Nakulqt3x @SkyNews I think it's breaking in so much as you didn't know before and know you do

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@JohnSmith8eu3 @SkyNews The Royal family say you can chill brother

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@Ryanair That was the scariest 5 seconds of my life.

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@TheAnfieldWrap Third. No doubt.

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According to @SkyNews, Trump has launched strikes against Israel. Some typo that.
Trump speaks with Netanyahu and leaders of Bahrain and UAE https://t.co/XMeyUpk3UD

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@TheAnfieldWrap TBF, I've never taken my shirt off when smashing out a top draw spreadsheet at work.

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@piersmorgan The notion that you comply or die is pretty crazy

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@piersmorgan The splinters must hurt from straddling that fence Piers. Can you imagine a scenario in the UK where a law enforcement officer draws a weapon and aims it at someone that is simply annoying them? Seriously? Everything else results from an acceptance of that being normal.

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@piersmorgan Without a gun the guy literally goes, that cars a bit close, I'll move out of the way and she drives off. And then you follow her and arrest her for obstruct.

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@JamesPearceLFC Everyone unhappy about the bench, yes we're clearly light tonight, but would obviously look stronger with Isak, Salah, Ekiteke, Endo, Leoni, and Danns

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@CathalRobinson @JamesPearceLFC True, but it would certainly look stronger with Isak, Salah, Ekiteke, Endo, Leoni, and Danns

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@GerryMcBride Black bins today, a day early. No-one on the street had theirs out until they'd seen mine. Felt like the emerging leader of a new cult, my followers surely worshiping me as I type.

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@WirtzXTR_ I felt really good until they said the last Liverpool player to get a goal and an assist on debut was.... Darwin 😂

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@wsebag Couldn't make it up...

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@AnfieldWatch @JBurtTelegraph Surely, the only way we let him go early (for free) is if we're looking to bring someone in the other direction, and playing nice helps. See nothing to suggest that's happening

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@hansmollman Use you newfound power wisely

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@Thefinaljoe @AnythingLFC_ @DiMarzio Agree, and if they bring in younger players to the club in other areas, the extra leadership and winning mentality wont be a bad thing

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@thisisanfield Tried to rework Jota's song for the boss, not sure why 😂

Oh, he brought us number 20,
He will take us to victory
He'll make Man City run out of steam,
Delivering the league to LFC.
He made Arteta lost the plot,
He's better than Ars-e-nal have got,
Oh, his name is Arne Slot!

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@JoeBangles11 @kanyewest Har Bracha maybe?

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@sportbible Thank god I saw this ridiculous headline, I had no idea I was in meltdown, but now I do and everything makes sense.