How Twitter works:
Me:
"I prefer mangoes to oranges..."
Random Person:
"So basically what you're saying is that you hate oranges? You also failed to mention pineapples, bananas and grapefruits. Educate yourself."
Fun fact I learned today. Horses are omnivores. That means they eat meat. They also apparently choose it over perceived standard horse food. Thank you for attending my TED talk.