Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy

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[Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy @SLElJefe]

giving my little cousin a little history lesson while we decorated ginger bread cookies.
#chillguy #BV #GermanyXmas #FrostyVillage

[Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy @SLElJefe]

I'm no better at home

#marriedtothegame

[Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy @SLElJefe]

You are a degenerate bc you think it's funny. I am a degenerate bc I have to be.

We aren't the same...

#IndependenceDay

[Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy @SLElJefe]

Like fucking clock work, morning dump at 7:00.

#EarlyBird

[Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy @SLElJefe]

I'm gonna hurt her feelings and there's nothing anyone can do about it

#playa

[Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy @SLElJefe]

I texted her, she's responded, I texted again, she responded again. We in for a long one tn...

#ex #expand #LoveIsland

[Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy @SLElJefe]

@chude__ Did is see air port seating in one of the bed rooms?

[Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy @SLElJefe]

Thought I'd hit a @Starbucks on the way to work in hopes to meet my wife. I couldn't have been more wrong. Just what appeared to be a dude with a man bun, makeup and painted nails.

Starbucks should give my money back for the inconvenience and horrible start to the day.

#expand

[Bacon "Hugh" Johnson,MBA, CPA @BreakfastBacon1]

Here are some places you can meet your future wife:

1. Trader Joes on a Thursday after work
2. Farmers market on a sunday morning
3. Ikea
4. Any yoga and Pilates studios
5. electric forest music festival
6. dog park

[Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy @SLElJefe]

For the record, Sydney Sweeneys jeans would look so much better on my floor

#expand #LoveIsland

[Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy @SLElJefe]

@tatemcrae I'd treat you so good

[Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy @SLElJefe]

@MurrayHillGuy1 "My friends and I" good you got out. Great example of the blind leading the blind.

[Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy @SLElJefe]

Walked in on @mcuban sitting down to piss.

#mockdrill #expand #fuckwoke

[Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy @SLElJefe]

Need woman

[Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy @SLElJefe]

Can't wait to circle back on old situationships, hurt myself and wonder why.

[Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy @SLElJefe]

@HughJanus556 I know chicks that would post like 3 times a week. Stg I've seen the same wine glass post with a scenic European background 10000 times.

[Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy @SLElJefe]

I won't ever trust a doctor now that I'm older.

On of my girl friends just snapped me while she is in an OR.

Ppl said robots would take over. That robot is chatGPT used by your doctor during your vasectomy

[DON @originalCBell]

@_sorrengailll A key that opens many locks is a master key.

[Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy @SLElJefe]

"You sound like my ex"

Ya maybe a fucker was right...

Ever heard of constructive criticism?

#expand #LoveIsland #mockdrill

[Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy @SLElJefe]

Ya boy didn't have his A stuff at w*rk today.

I'm so much better at drinking domestic beers

#expand

[Don "Lieutenant" Mccarthy @SLElJefe]

Westernization is ruining our women. They are all either woke, fat, or improper.

Gonna start sliding in some Swedish blonde DMs. Fuck it!