Delaney

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[Delaney @SlickMott]

@KOLO8 great dog for rescuing the…

[Robert Irwin @RobertIrwin]

November 15 is #SteveIrwinDay, and it’s so wonderful that Dad’s life and legacy is remembered and celebrated to this day.

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Happy HallZOOween from Sugar the river otter! 🎃👻

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence

[Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain]

“Childless cat lady” and it’s the most fabulous woman you’ve ever seen in your life

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

I think it's funny when people talk about the placement of a hair part being in or out of style, like thanks for the info but my hair does not involve me in any of its decision making processes.

[Delaney @SlickMott]

@Dickeys why is it that your website says delivery but it NEVER works? #WTF

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

12-year-old: I hate it when the clocks fall back.

Me: This time they spring forward.

12: Whatever. I'm tired both ways.

[🌸🌼 ђєƈคȶє 🌼🌸 @FeministHellcat]

Ford’s ‘men only’ car commercial but wait for it….it gets better.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Harvey. It's his job to make sure the ocean is still on. He has confirmed the air is adequately salty and the waves are working. Another successful day on the job. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Oliver. He's your nurse today. The good news is that your X-rays show you're filled with bones. The bad news is that he wants them. 14/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Jessi. She just graduated from her cancer program and is officially in remission. 14/10

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

8-year-old: Are jobs fun?

Me: Not usually.

8: Why do people do them?

Me: No money is even less fun.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

10-year-old: There's a spider in my room!

Me: Spiders are our friends.

10: We can be pen pals, not roommates.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Ghost baby Clifford has arrived. It is officially spooky season

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Leo. And that’s a regular-sized tennis ball. He’d like to know when he’ll be big enough to catch it. 12/10 soon, buddy

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a flappy-eared Canberran kangaroo. Please only send dogs... 12/10 g'day mate

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

when ur hot

[How Things Are Manufactured @fastworkers6]

How cookie cutters are made