Sean Patel

East Indian male, torn between adolescence and adulthood, between bratiness and responsibility, between my life so far and my life to be

[Sean Patel @SlightBratBoy]

headlines we wont see: New Movie Features Iron Workers Strike: Ferrous Boilers Day Off

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headlines we wont see: Culture Actually Bad For You, NEA Study Finds

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headlines we wont see: Nabisco To Offer "Reduced Taste" Snacks For People Pretending To Eat Healthy

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headlines we wont see: New Reality Show To Just Follow Around Crews Of Other Reality Shows

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headlines we wont see: Reporter Disguises Self As Superman To Report on Comic Convention

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headlines we wont see: Brothel Owners Accused of Inside-Her Trading

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Does anyone in Albuquerque want to go for a one hour walk? I live in the NE heights, but can drive to meet.

[Sean Patel @SlightBratBoy]

headlines we wont see: Average IQ Of People Named Steve Plummets By Over 100 Points

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headlines we wont see: New Internet Technology Supplants Blogging By Allowing People To Shut The Fuck Up

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headlines we wont see: Nature, Vacuum Enter Into Peace Talks

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headlines we wont see: Mathematicians Prove 'Maria' Problem Unsolvable

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headlines we wont see: Wii Tennis Spectators, Fischer Price People Begin Arms Talks

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headlines we won't see: Scientists Disprove Pigeonhole Principle Using Tiny Pigeons

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@unltdjustice I am absolutely opposed to paddling children. As for adults...

[Sean Patel @SlightBratBoy]

headlines we wont see: Limerick Writers Mourn As Man From Nanucket, 89, Dies

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headlines we wont see: Rebecca Black Threatens To Perform Algorithm March Unless Demands Are Met

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@msrebeccablack I've now dissed you for 40 tweets straight and am running out of ideas. Any thoughts?

[Sean Patel @SlightBratBoy]

headlines we wont see: Rebecca Black Actually Escaped Biological Weapon, RAND Corporation Admits

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headlines we wont see: "Hate Makes Me Strong" Announces Newest Sith Lord, Rebecca Black

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headlines we wont see: "Worst Tragedy Japan Has Ever Seen", Says Emperor Of "Friday" Video