Scott Davis ಠ_ಠ

Fucked by fate. A know-nothing depressive observing a mass extinction event, trapped in a culture of narcissism & sociopathy. Killing time until time kills me🫠

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[Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight]

Here’s a quick message about voting from last night’s episode. It also contains the single worst photo of any human being, ever. https://t.co/nuIf4INAr2

[Melanie Jade @melaniejade_]

There’s something interesting here that completely explains why all these new fans are the way they are

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I saw two @JDVance1’s in the crowd watching #NBA2KSummerLeague basketball.

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@melaniejade_ *abolish this specific knee

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Always be happy of the pictures people take of you, because you’ll only ever look worse.

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“I love yelling for yelling’s sake. But anyone who’s ACTUALLY mad can go fuck themselves, obviously.”

@LPontheleft

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Trying to come up with a joke.

Cyborg/android or whatever, something something, anal sex, something something, cum-pooter (as in computer).

When I crack this, everything changes.

Everything.

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@melaniejade_ The water bottle is a nice touch for comparison

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Was watching a John Gotti doc on Netflix and they mentioned that in his first big court hearing he bribed his jury 60,000 each in order to be found innocent. Looked up what that was in todays money, 230,000 factoring do inflation. Shit, yeah, I’d say he’s innocent too.

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@super_cassette Save the date

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Private bathrooms in the member’s lounge in and of itself is worth the cost of season tickets. #lynx #wmba

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@super_cassette I definitely want one!

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@NickGerlock Should’ve gone with “zi/zir”

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@NickGerlock Or was it tenderizing?

Maybe tenuring?

I have a hard time listening to doctors.

Fucking nerds.

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@NickGerlock My doctor diagnosed my dick with female tendering.

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@mrdelacruzin Apparently for people currently wearing their military uniforms it was a hard rule that they had to salute. But absolutely everyone did it and it was so eery.

Honestly I get a similar reaction when YMCA plays at a sports game and the majority of the crowd does the little dance.

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@mrdelacruzin When my family was evacuated for a wild fire back in 2008-ish we stayed on an Air Force base and when the nation anthem played on the loud speakers throughout the base at noon each day everyone would just stop wherever they were and stood still saluting.

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@NickGerlock For sale: one condom, slightly used.

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@super_cassette I wore that shirt to a Pride event last year where a church group tried to hand me a “I love Jesus flag.” I pointed to the shirt and said “obviously, no thank you.”

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