Charlie’s girl

maybe one day my hair won’t be a different color the next time you see me.

[Charlie’s girl @SlightlyToxic_]

The unthinkable has happened. @NolanNasser has fallen in love with a dog.

[Charlie’s girl @SlightlyToxic_]

@NolanNasser you make me incredibly happy 🥰🥰

[Comics Academy @ComicsAcademyX]

All I can say about #Invincible episode 7 is

[Robert Kirkman @RobertKirkman]

It’s a big one!

[INVINCIBLE @InvincibleHQ]

And I’m crying again

[INVINCIBLE @InvincibleHQ]

Nolan’s thoughts about Episode 6

[INVINCIBLE @InvincibleHQ]

My feelings right now

[𝘔𝘦𝘳𝘶𝘦𝘮 (1.0) @phxmer]

Invincible: Super Strength, Flight
Monster Girl: Super Strength
Atom Eve: Can manipulate matter on a molecular level

Dupli-Kate:

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Darcy: *proposes*

Elizabeth:

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Fun activities to do when you're bored:

- Commit hubris
- Suffer the wrath of the deathless gods

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Darcy: You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

Elizabeth, who thought Darcy hated her with the intensity of a thousand suns:

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

does your heart ever just go:

♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
♡ ♡ ♡
♡ there's a body ♡
♡ beneath the ♡
♡floorboards♡
♡ ♡
♡

[Charlie’s girl @SlightlyToxic_]

Pheasants, natures chicken.

[Charlie’s girl @SlightlyToxic_]

You; Street Smarts!
Me, an intellectual; Pavement Intelligence! #JohnMulaney

[Charlie’s girl @SlightlyToxic_]

Damon, to my cat: you’re such a ridiculous little slut bag over there

Me: yeah, just like her momma.

[Charlie’s girl @SlightlyToxic_]

When does play flirting stop being play flirting and just become real flirting? Asking for a friend.

[Charlie’s girl @SlightlyToxic_]

“Who needs a boyfriend when you have Dr.Greer” and other things I say at work

[Charlie’s girl @SlightlyToxic_]

“I’m glad I can help get other people laid while I sit here and do my Political Science homework.” -my roommate

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

It's only the third sentence