Slightly Psychotic

Obscene and offensive.

[Slightly Psychotic @SlightPsychotic]

If you put concealer on your lips.... Don't talk to me

[Slightly Psychotic @SlightPsychotic]

I just want to be skinny for summer but I also just want to eat tacos and drink beer

[Slightly Psychotic @SlightPsychotic]

Are you a morning person

[Slightly Psychotic @SlightPsychotic]

Some days you need 8 cups of coffee so you don't commit a murder

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Me: *wants attention*
Me when someone gives me attention: what the fuck leave me alone

[Slightly Psychotic @SlightPsychotic]

@SlightPsychotic I'm gonna buy a blow up pool and make my own jungle juice in it

[Slightly Psychotic @SlightPsychotic]

I want a pool just so I can fill it up with vodka

[Slightly Psychotic @SlightPsychotic]

Stay in my bed with 2 bottles of wine and chill?

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Maybe if I eat enough potato chips I'll learn to love again

[Slightly Psychotic @SlightPsychotic]

If you think you can lie to me and not get caught you will be surprised when I strangle you to death

[Slightly Psychotic @SlightPsychotic]

@plsruinmylife the 3rd option omfg

[Slightly Psychotic @SlightPsychotic]

My best friends are the biggest hoes ever but I luv those bitches

[Slightly Psychotic @SlightPsychotic]

I need about 20 margaritas and a beach right now

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Why did I ever think that people my age were adults

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Sunday funday ft. too many mimosas and Drake

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@kaylaafarr honestly story of my life

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My true love is actually Target

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I need a bath bomb and a bottle of wine

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During summer I have absolutely no concept of time. What day is it? What year is it????

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@plsruinmylife omfg I love this wow