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Part-time Bichote. Full-time coffee enthusiast. Retired hater. Cyberpunk at heart. Nerd.

[we’re cooked chat @SlimChvnce]

The Father. The Daughter.

[we’re cooked chat @SlimChvnce]

Take the minimum & win in the 305

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

REPORT: LeBron James’ number one priority next season is “happiness and not money”, per @WindhorstESPN

(h/t @RealGM)

[we’re cooked chat @SlimChvnce]

If Cape Verde beats Argentina in the biggest upset in recent history, i’m booking my flight soon as the match ends

[we’re cooked chat @SlimChvnce]

😂😂😂😂

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

🚨 Deandre Ayton is opting into his $8.1M player option with the Lakers, per @ShamsCharania

DominAyton back in LA 🔥

[we’re cooked chat @SlimChvnce]

Sayonara Japannnn

[we’re cooked chat @SlimChvnce]

@SamiZayn Pull up to Montreal

[we’re cooked chat @SlimChvnce]

Omgggggg vini jr almost

[we’re cooked chat @SlimChvnce]

Wiggins is an excellent 3&D player to keep, lets get some more shooters

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Miami Heat forward Andrew Wiggins intends to a sign a three-year, $64 million contract to stay with the franchise, with a player option in the third season, sources tell ESPN. Heat executives and Wiggins' agents at CAA sports Steven Heumann and Andrew Morrison, as well as Richard Clarke, came to terms on a critical commitment.

[we’re cooked chat @SlimChvnce]

Lebron playing for the warriors would be an attrocious look aesthetically

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Golden State Warriors forward Draymond Green is declining his $27.7 million player option to become a free agent, sources tell ESPN. This move gives the Warriors flexibility to pursue LeBron James in free agency and Anthony Davis via trade to form a Big 4.

[jaden @JadenAFC]

It’s crazy to me that one of Netherlands/Morocco is going home in the round of 32 man

[we’re cooked chat @SlimChvnce]

Still thinking about this goal

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

IT'S A GOAL OF THE TOURNAMENT CANDIDATE FROM HAITI'S WILSON ISIDOR 🤯 🇭🇹 #FIFAWorldCup

[we’re cooked chat @SlimChvnce]

Jesus christ 😞 please god, let us find a way to stop this disease & cure those who get it.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Former #Titans RB Chris Johnson, aka CJ2K, announced on @GMA that he has been diagnosed with ALS at age 39.

Heartbreaking.

[mushi 🇧🇷 @dungeonmushi]

No Brasil a gente vai até a praia, no Japão a praia vai até você.

[Talijan 7 @ELPERRON65]

@Bipolardo De quien hablas, de Cabo Verde o Argentina?

[sheku. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @shekuwow]

Anytime I see “translated from Portuguese” I know I’ll be the first in my bloodline to read that sentence

[(fan) yas @yassronaldo]

Los pibes viendo la competición de racismo entre japoneses y brasileños:

[ッピの小屋 @ppi_hut]

そんなにでかい国土があってサッカーと強盗だけしかしてないの！？

[Rulombo @RulomboTV]

El Dictador está preparándose

[we’re cooked chat @SlimChvnce]

@KevCoke6 If we’re counting his IG lives & not just skits then yeah. His real time situational humour is pretty on point when there’s stuff happening on the spot.
The award show is scripted & probably had a dozen writers involved in making it happen. Not the same feel.

[Josh Norris @JoshNorris]

Brazil vs Japan

Germany vs Paraguay

Netherlands vs Morocco

that's one hell of a Monday in June

[Ochai Latte @nasimali]

if canada takes out morocco after beating south africa they might let them join afcon