Dark Slim

Can’t take a joke 🧘🏿‍♂️

[Dear. @CleanFigarland]

Bro couldn’t hold his composure😭

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

A woman proposed to her boyfriend during the Tunisia vs. Netherlands FIFA World Cup match in Kansas City.

(Via: Telemundo)

[𝘙𝘈𝘍𝘈 6️⃣ @rafaismo]

European teams after facing 60 ovr rated Africans for 90 mins:

[Divock Origi @DivockOrigi]

My purpose in the game is fulfilled ⭐️

I lived out my childhood dreams, played on the biggest stages, won the biggest trophies. Grateful to God for all of it.

To all my fans, the clubs, my teammates and my family: this will forever be ours. Thank you.

The mission is complete. Now I step into my next calling.

More of the journey to come.

Love,

Divock Origi

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

One thing that's frustrating about going to the gym is the never ending horniness

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

If there's one show that showcased the alpha and simp dynamic unapologetically it was Two And A Half Men. I'd recommend anyone who has watched it, to try it

1/ Two and a Half Men wasn’t just a sitcom. It was a 12-season case study in male dynamics. Charlie Harper = Alpha. Alan Harper = Simp. The show wrote it into every episode without ever saying it outright.

2/ *Frame control*
Charlie set the frame in his own house. His rules, his women, his schedule. Alan moved in after a divorce and even after all that still lived under his ex wife's frame. He asked permission to do basic stuff. That’s simp behavior 101.

3/ *Women & boundaries*
Charlie treated women as adults. He dated, he set limits, he walked away when it got messy. No begging, no chasing past the point of disrespect.
Alan? Chased, negotiated, got walked over, then came back for more. He outsourced his self-worth to whoever was giving him attention that week.

4/ *Money & value*
Charlie made money from his own skill and spent it on his lifestyle. He wasn’t buying affection.
Alan on the other hand was a chiropractor who was barely making enough money. But still tried to buy love and validation because he had no other leverage. That’s the definition of transactional simp energy.

5/ *Consequences*
When Charlie got cut off or disrespected, he changed the situation. New woman, new rules.
When Alan got cut off, he spiraled and begged n begged. One adapts. The other collapses.

6/ *Social proof*
Charlie walked into a room and owned it without trying. Women, friends, even strangers orbited him.
Alan had to explain why people should like him. That alone tells you which one had real status vs borrowed status.

7/ The show made it funny, but the contrast was real. Alpha = operates from abundance, sets boundaries, doesn’t need validation.
Simp = operates from scarcity, seeks approval, gives up leverage for crumbs.

8/ Two and a Half Men lasted so long because that dynamic is everywhere. One guy runs his life. The other lives in someone else’s. Pick which one you want to be.

[𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 𝑴𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 👑🌬️ @chinazaa14]

He didn’t beg
He didn’t argue
He just looked at her and said “You always come back”

And somehow…she proved him right 😭❤️

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

Men pls listen to this and share 🙏🏻

[Dark Slim @SlimD2trap]

10Q

[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

The reason comedians are some of the most intelligent people to ever exist is because they have the pattern recognition of scientists, they can delve into philosophical rants but what’s truly amazing is their ability to explain this into the simplest terms

[Headking's Mindset 🧠 @MindOfHeadking]

Every girl cheats. You haven’t just caught yours yet.

[☔️StreamerClips @StreamerStorage]

lmaoo😂

[KOMBO™ @ultimate_kombo]

Klopp vs Pep Era in the Premier League will never be replicated
That has to be the greatest Managerial Competition of all time

#PremierLeague #liverpool #mancity

[Vyber(fan) @_Mac_lfc]

Yeah sex is great, but have you ever scrolled on twitter after Arsenal bottled a league ?

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

🚨Liam Rosenior after receiving £24m for only 4 months of work

[Commodore. @TheWavyRedd]

Number of days at the top of the Premier League table this season:

Arsenal: 265 days
Manchester City: 2 minutes ago

Work smart not hard.

[DEMAN005 @deman_005]

Women are de@dly seriously, their guts need to be studied, how on earth will you reject a man proposal and disgrace him infornt of all his friends by stating that his poor and still went back to his HOUSE that same night omo 🙄

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Dave Chappelle fires back after backlash over his Saudi Arabia show.

Says no one ever had a problem with Saudi money until “a black man” made “money off the plantation.”

“The United States government does business with the Saudis. Netflix does business with Saudis, everyone. Saudis financed tons of movies. I see them financing boxing matches and all these things.”

“And none of these things were an issue until I went there.”

“Now, why is that? As soon as a black man can make money off the plantation, they try to tell you that the money is dirty.”

FULL EXCHANGE BELOW:

REPORTER: “US intelligence did make it clear that they believe that the Saudis killed Jamal Khāshqujī in the embassy in Turkey. And you knew that when you went, right?”

CHAPPELLE: “Oh, absolutely.”

REPORTER: “You had no qualms?”

CHAPPELLE: “I won’t say that. They asked me to go years before that, and I said no for that very reason.”

“Since that time, the United States government does business with the Saudis. Netflix does business with Saudis, everyone. Saudis financed tons of movies. I see them financing boxing matches and all these things.”

“And none of these things were an issue until I went there.”

“Now, why is that? As soon as a black man can make money off the plantation, they try to tell you that the money is dirty. Well, okay, I’ll go home and spend the money with actual slave owners on it. Where is this clean money you’re talking about?”

REPORTER: “But you said you hesitated for years to go. There are years you didn’t go. So what made the difference for you?”

CHAPPELLE: “Time. Time and circumstance. Time. And the wheels of commerce kept turning.”

“If you want to be that pure about money, then stop driving your car, stop eating, don’t use your cell phone. Everything is tethered to something that’s just terrible.”

“And I can make a million excuses or reasons to deprive that crowd of that show, but, man, when I was standing in front of them, I feel like I did the right thing.”

[Nuel @LfcNuel]

🚨🗣️ Dominik Szoboszlai sends a chilling warning ahead of tomorrow’s clash against PSG:

"I’m 25, so I am ready to die on the pitch tomorrow. I think I speak for every single player in that dressing room, we want this so bad, we’ve worked so hard for this.
And in one game, under the lights at Anfield… absolutely anything can happen." 🔴🏟️

[Dark Slim @SlimD2trap]

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