slimesoup

artist and musician kind of maybe sort of

- listen to my music -

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[slimesoup @SlimeySoup]

doodles volume 1

[slimesoup @SlimeySoup]

having a big dick is actually the worst because if you gotta take a shit your jawn gonna try and touch the bottom of the lid #nobueno

[slimesoup @SlimeySoup]

@_crustbag_ hit tweet

[slimesoup @SlimeySoup]

jenkem in the tank of the bong #innovating

[kippa @rightpawleftpaw]

a 23 year olds bathroom

[JayO D. Sama @LikelyTarnished]

Official word from Unc. It’s over.

[Mia @boygrrI]

my shooters like snails move slow but slime regardless

[lotte @diapergirI]

Being depressed as someone who has experienced depression since like 10 years old doesn’t really affect my day anymore. It’s just like fuuuckkk I’m really lazy and gay today

[caveman @lost_caveman79]

spear shatter

blood splatter

prey scatter

meat gather

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i really don't need alcohol to act crazy i'll tweak off a coke zero idgaf

[beast @treatbeast]

hello i'm a white guy who's never been told no my entire life and this is my indie adult animated sitcom inspired by smiling friends and seinfeld

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[middleclassparty @middle_class_us]

You can't afford a house. So you rent.

Rent gets too expensive. So you buy an RV.

It's illegal to live in an RV. So you try to live in your car.

Still illegal.

So you end up homeless.

And it's illegal to be homeless on the street too.

America made every affordable alternative to a house illegal.

Then wondered why homelessness keeps climbing.

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

they should make bass guitars out of uranium so the bassists get radiation poisoning

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

And we will

[slimesoup @SlimeySoup]

you watch youtube when youre high, i watch birds. we are not the same

[alex novell @sk8ballin3]

I see a future where this guy gets Luigi Kirked in the chest like the opening scene of Robocop

[GL @gldivittorio]

Bar

[Noxus @knotnoxus]

your right wing coded government is fucking nature every day

[julian☽◯☾ﾟ｡⋆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @onewitchwillow]

Davonta Curtis
Juniper Blessing
Lucas Redbeard Knapp
Aleanna Royal Belcher
Dannielle Spillman
Shyyell Diamond Sanchez-Mccray
Lanessa Rodriguez
Hailey "Spotsie" King

These are the trans people we KNOW OF who've been murdered this year for being trans. Remember all of them.