Jason Slim Fraser

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BREAKING

In order to safeguard democracy, Congress has voted to exempt itself and its members from upcoming IRS audits

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@POTUS Wait... Did you just dictate bringing manufacturing back to America? Something you were up in arms about when Trump wanted to do it?

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@POTUS You... Did.... Nothing. You get that back down below 2 bucks, we'll talk

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@TCHDHealth Got it, no butt sex or oral sex with a guy and hemorrhoids or bleeding boils. Ought to be easy enough

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@eliza_ @AuroraPD Was this a moron blowing off steam or is there a threat to the community? You guys tweet when shootings happen in areas we expect. But crickets on this one

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I cannot believe I'm today's years old finding out that Johnny Depp did NOT really have scissors for hands

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No dear flight attendant, i know it's only 5 am, I'm not an alcoholic. I just play one on vacation #vacationmode

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@AuroraPD @CrimeStoppersCO If anyone can get me the name and number of the lady in the black and white photo, I'd like to ask her on a date before incarceration

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@AuroraMayorMike She was Metz lackey.. Expectations were higher for her? C'mon

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@TCHDHealth

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@FoxNews Yep . That's it

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@TCHDHealth You guys still here peddling your covid scare?

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@aurorak12 Jesus why don't you just send the kids home early if you're that worried about Colorado's winter!

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@TCHDHealth Lmao.. Yeah.. Ok. I keep forgetting you guys still exist

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@eljay303 Well... Yeah. I get it

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CDC: just drink a ginger ale and eat some crackers
US govt: we don't like that you've given to much control away

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We're not afraid of needles, we're not afraid of the vaccine, we're simply not afraid and that's what pisses you off! #COVID19

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@NPHW @TCHDHealth @GetReady Best mask practice

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I'd like to thank @POTUS for releasing the 2 days worth of oil to help bring the price of gas down to pre-Trump era pricing. Makes me miss Obama 🙄