Jessica Slade

[Jessica Slade @SlimSladeyy]

Megamouth! They found him! #alienshark #bestshowoftheweek #megamouth

[Jessica Slade @SlimSladeyy]

Omg. #goblinshark #alienshark -favorite shark week experience.

[Jessica Slade @SlimSladeyy]

@amctalkingdead What? Bowls? What did you mean by a lot of bowls??

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

It's Day 6 of my #12DaysofGiveaways! Who's gonna cure their Monday blues with some big prizes? http://t.co/Vs8Hk83O #PickMeEllen

[Jessica Slade @SlimSladeyy]

This deer is speaking to this cat. http://t.co/xU7PvQJ2

[J.K. Fritz @jk_fritz]

Cinnamon rolls sound incredibly good right now. If only I had an oven...and some cinnamon rolls...and wasn't scared of opening the can.

[The Dark Lord @Lord_Voldemort7]

Yo mum is so stupid she thinks 'Patronus' is a brand of Tequlia.

[Jessica Slade @SlimSladeyy]

@anthonkneegarcia "is stripper with two t's?" (pause for thinking) "yep."

[Jessica Slade @SlimSladeyy]

@maryminuslamb "I'm takin a bath, if you hear me scream run in with your eyes closed." #imanursenow #handmethatpillow #surgeryisfun

[Jessica Slade @SlimSladeyy]

If my cat were human, he would be a Hagen. Just determined. #areyouhigh #webechillin #bobmarley #nawdude @msane84 @timothyhagen

[Jessica Slade @SlimSladeyy]

Tonight is one of these... Teehee #cantsleeptoexcited #fb @maryminuslamb

[Jessica Slade @SlimSladeyy]

@anthoKNEEgarcia I like ikea mugs also.

[Jessica Slade @SlimSladeyy]

intern skip day! We makin waffles. @maryminuslamb #sucka

[Jessica Slade @SlimSladeyy]

"Sometimes I wish I was black." @msane84

[Jessica Slade @SlimSladeyy]

"there's pesto on my tequila!" #myauntiscrazy

[Jessica Slade @SlimSladeyy]

How do you know how much longer is in a game? #iknownothingaboutbaseball

[Jessica Slade @SlimSladeyy]

"Apparently we're good luck to the Astros."@msane84 #concessionfoodisexpensive

[Jessica Slade @SlimSladeyy]

"oh, I just realized I'm clenching my butt cheek." @maryminuslamb

[Jessica Slade @SlimSladeyy]

"whos that guy on youtube who does the movies?" @davetate