Slim, Not Chances

One life to live.

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

Fuck you IEBC. Mnasema hivi after we have been complaining the whole day? We are in IT as well. IEBC needs to give us a detailed report immediately.

Database rules are universal. The ACID principles are very clear (Atomicity, Consistency, Isolation, and Durability.) You don’t just “upgrade” systems handling voter data without proper planning, rollback strategies, and communication. Which specific part of the system is getting this upgrade? The database? The application layer? Search service? Frontend? Be specific.

Error messages should be concise and informative. The system should speak for itself. Kenyans are not Ugandans tbh we build platforms all the times. We need the exact HTTP error code , 503 Service Unavailable (server down for maintenance or overload), 500 Internal Server Error, 502 Bad Gateway, or 504 Gateway Timeout, not a vague “search results not found” page that misleads users and hides the real issue.

This is basic web standards and good engineering practice. With a by-election in less than 10 days, your lack of prior notice, poor error handling, and after-the-fact explanation is unacceptable. Give Kenyans a proper maintenance window notice next time, clear timelines, and a post-upgrade report on what was changed and how data integrity was maintained.

[Bobo @WambuiMuchiri_]

Season 2 was shot on location in this beautiful country of ours, more reason to watch this as a Kenyan 🇰🇪

[THREE. @SanSuperSya]

That’s what I like about the game. There’s no VIP.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The audit reveals that Finsprint, a private firm involved in the SHA payment system, deducts a 2% fee from every payment made to hospitals before the money is sent.

Strangely, it also says the firm's majority shareholder has no verifiable address.

[Blxckie🥷🏽 @Blxckie1__]

God, a nigga needs to win again.

[FUTURE/FREEBANDZ @1future]

July Tenth #THEREALME 🦅

[👤 @308PeterParker]

Women only smoke with men they’ll fuck

[III @SHULAGOD]

one thing ima do in my freetime is educate myself on random shit.

[Nyamisa Chelagat @Nyamisa_Chela]

They are occupying illegal spaces just like you in your illegal office 😭

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The High Court has suspended NTSA's mandatory annual inspection for privately owned, non-commercial vehicles.

The order will stay in place until June 22, 2027, as the court hears a case challenging the new inspection rules.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

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[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Japan has confirmed that construction of the Sh85 billion Mombasa Gate Bridge will begin under its Official Development Assistance programme.

The 1.4km bridge will replace the Likoni Ferry with a permanent four-lane road link connecting Mombasa Island and the South Coast

[Indra @IndraVahan]

local gym owner warns people lifting weights at home are on a “very dangerous path”

[22 @nadiboop]

you really do gotta treat everybody like they wearing a wire

[Null @Vhoyde]

"Violence is not the answer." LOL

[Wakkie @Big_Wakkie]

Housefly handing over to mosquito in the evening after their day shift 😂

[Mohamed Komora @mohamedkomz]

For 5.1 million nanunua two Ranger Rover L322s. Moja itakuwa spare parts ya hiyo nyengine.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker