Lindsay Stronz

Go ahead and laugh, 'cause it don't cost much.

[Lindsay Stronz @SLindz28]

Patient: “I didn’t catch that, was it ‘Miss.’ or ‘Mrs.’?
Me: “It’s Doctor” ... #monday #savage #iamwoman

[Lindsay Stronz @SLindz28]

Hey @Starbucks does this look like just a little bit of cream?

[Lindsay Stronz @SLindz28]

@TheWalkingDead Richie Cunningham and The Fonz

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I’ve been out of service for a few days. And Breonna Taylor’s killers STILL haven’t been arrested!?!? #SayHerName #BreonnaTaylor #ArrestThemAllNow

[Lindsay Stronz @SLindz28]

On the road to the Tetons... I’m one of the kids. Are we there yet?

[Lindsay Stronz @SLindz28]

Just saw my new dentist. Let’s just say, I’ve never sweat or drooled more during a dental exam in my life. I’ve tried to flirt in many ways... with cheek separators in my mouth is a challenge I never thought I’d take. @KarenKilgariff I know how you feel #dentistcrush

[Lindsay Stronz @SLindz28]

If you have a minute or two, read this.

[AGirlHasNoPresident @AGirlHasNoPres]

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Check out this resource if you are wondering how you can help. https://t.co/uNAfVCTb9V

[Lindsay Stronz @SLindz28]

@SebastianComedy check out a fellow paison. Can you spread the word for Bessie?!

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@IndrioloMary worked hard on this one, @NYGovCuomo - check it out and make Bessie famous! #WearAMask #NewYorkTough #StayHome

[Lindsay Stronz @SLindz28]

Hey all and nygovcuomo - This is my 101 year old nonna and she STILL has an eye on you if you don’t wear your mask. #PSA Contest Please Like, Comment, & Share: Hey Governor Andrew Cuomo! This New Yorker is… https://t.co/wq2U9jYybV

[Lindsay Stronz @SLindz28]

@taramisu57 @saisonbanthony Ummmm is this supposed to say Shakira teaches JLo? She’s the better dancer. Obvs.

[Lindsay Stronz @SLindz28]

The best thing just happened.

I found a pack of gushers in my cupboard I didn’t know I had.

I ate them.

[Lindsay Stronz @SLindz28]

It smells like burgers in my gym... making it VERY hard to focus on my workout!

[Lindsay Stronz @SLindz28]

@taramisu57 How many times can I love this?

[Lindsay Stronz @SLindz28]

To: You From: Me #happyvalentinesday https://t.co/WiesoOFRmF

[Lindsay Stronz @SLindz28]

@taramisu57 We age well!

[Lindsay Stronz @SLindz28]

@taramisu57 🙋🏻‍♀️ bff

[Lindsay Stronz @SLindz28]

I worry about myself sometimes… falling asleep too easily to Investigation Discovery like it’s a goddamn lullaby. #staysexy #murderino @MyFavMurder

[Lindsay Stronz @SLindz28]

I just found a hidden gem of #nicolascage gifs and my Thursday has been made.

Also #onemonth to #Iceland

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