Michael Orso

Editor/Producer - Comedy writer and all around good guy.

[Michael Orso @Slinky718]

@RandPaul You should never EVER! Utter the words #NeverForget

[Michael Orso @Slinky718]

@JimNorton was this song playing while you were gliding your hand across that muscular back in your car.

[Rachael Ray @rachaelray]

OUR EDITORS WON THE #DaytimeEmmy FOR OUTSTANDING MULTICAM EDITING! Congrats Michael, Anna, Richard, Matt, Thomas, Sean, & Elizabeth!

[Michael Orso @Slinky718]

Let's go Rangers!!! #NYR

[Michael Orso @Slinky718]

#Shahs marathon? #NotWatching! #Shame on @BravoTV 4 #unionbusting, crewing w/ #scabs! Sign an @IATSE contract! @mpeg700 #1u #shahsofsunset

[Michael Orso @Slinky718]

@rickygervais I would, however I don't know how to RT...

[Michael Orso @Slinky718]

It's been awhile since I've posted anything, so I like to return with a profound statement...
"Shitdick."
Be #inspired be very #inspired.

[Michael Orso @Slinky718]

I knew there was a reason I missed taking the subway.

[Michael Orso @Slinky718]

@JimNorton tiss tiss... Looks like ya gettin' rid of last nights special.

[Michael Orso @Slinky718]

@AnthonyCumia I'll tell ya the problem!!! God-damn idiot shot the video in a vertical aspect ratio! Just a sliver of entertainment.

[Michael Orso @Slinky718]

@iamcolinquinn If I can follow u twice I would. Wait, can I? I can't #igetit

[Michael Orso @Slinky718]

@andylevy RT Must be nice to be looking forward to Opening Day. #metsfan. ME: With the same enthusiasm as pulling a band aid off slowly.

[Michael Orso @Slinky718]

@tonigannon I have to show you the clip where the accidentally applauded cancer.

[Michael Orso @Slinky718]

@tonigannon I'm still in the "hooray for cheese" zone until the end of May.

[Michael Orso @Slinky718]

@tonigannon wacha' got Superstar.

[Michael Orso @Slinky718]

I tried to open a bakery but didn't have enough doe....
#IsThisThingOn

[Michael Orso @Slinky718]

I felt nostalgic so I grabed some cardboard, put on my windjammer and stood in a breakdancing poise awaiting a challenge. #ChickenShits

[Michael Orso @Slinky718]

#SOPA and #PIPA be gone!!

[Michael Orso @Slinky718]

In a doctors office waiting for a check-up. I'm 40... Something tells me there's a latex covered index finger in my future. #GrimOutlook

[Michael Orso @Slinky718]

@DavidBlasto I just pitched a reality show called David and Mike take Manhattan. It was taken, so changed it to take Dave and Mike take 201.