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My daddy was a Carnie. What's your fucking excuse?

Product of 23 generations of interacial breeding.

Rh Negative and unable to be cloned.

Sorry.

Canadian.

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#Poetry In Cedar Tips

In these places that we dwell
Our purpose locked in mire
In Darkness can a light be seen
Mustered weariness, we tire...

We tire of the heavy weight
Laid upon us by ourselves
We break beneath a wave of doubt
How deep that rabbit delves

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@AntiHateNetwrk Kincardine is a Scottish enclave. Fergus too. Same with Williamstown.

I can name French towns in Ontario too. Renfrew comes to mind. My entire high school was French when I lived in Moose Creek which is over by Cornwall.

Not to mention the ENTIRE province of Quebec...

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@KatKanada_TM @darwintojesus It's good if you haven't seen it.

[Great Canadian Moose @Great_Cdn_Moose]

The Canadian government facts revealed in this small animation film will blow your mind and open your eyes…
Check it out. It’s a good Watch…
pass it on!

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@brianlilley @AirCanada I'd rather hear a busy signal, hang up, and call back later.

[Vesper @vesperdigital]

Carneyucius Say...

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@DoDeportations -=snortlaugh=-

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@OMApproach It's happening to a lot of verified accounts. I'm seeing a lot of Canadians getting it.

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@SpencerFernando @CPC_HQ ...no different than listening to the consultants.

Except no one is allowed to know what the consultants are saying. At least the influencers and commentators are funded based on free market principles.

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@truckdriverpleb You're doing great.

[YoungHoon Kim @yhbryankimiq]

As the world’s highest IQ record holder, I believe no success is greater than knowing Jesus Christ.

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@_CameronLane It was.

If you actually spend 80% of your time outside, doing stuff, you will have a great time and meet so many great people.

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@IanCrossland ...please step away from the animals, Sir.

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My Mum doesn't need chemo right now. Soft cells have contracted, and solidified enough to be classed as hard cells, thanks to radiation.

Truly we are blessed.
Thank God.

[Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal 🍎🍏 @MVdlJCardinal]

Do I think this whole "Lake America" thing is childish?

Yes I do.

Do I find it hilarious?

Also yes.

Do I blame the PM and Premiers for bringing it on themselves.

Oh, absolutely.

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@joeroganhq Pickle-fu: the art of sneaking pickles out of the fridge and jar at 3am without making any noise.

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@NickKouvalis God give this man the strength to say 'ENOUGH' to the demons that torment him.
Lead him away from those the demon of alcoholism has captured.
Let him find peace and healing, and learn gratitude.
And finally, lead him to the acceptance of responsibility of his actions.

Amen.

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@creation247 Audio books are great for people with dyslexia. Male or female.

Never let a chud call you weak for learning.

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@DLeBlancNB #Liberal MP gets factchecked live on Social Media:

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@mark_slapinski Pics or it didn't happen.