The Dicks

The finest collection of Dicks ever amassed. We're ready to get slippery with you, at you, and for you. The swelling's starting to hurt; let's race already.

[The Dicks @SlipperyDicks]

@ShenanTracker The nose should be a little redder this time though.

[The Dicks @SlipperyDicks]

WE'VE BEEN TORTILLA'D!! #NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[The Dicks @SlipperyDicks]

I thought they weren't open til 11. You just gotta know which palms to grease.
#greaseeverything #RCRLA

[The Dicks @SlipperyDicks]

@mikeian Sorry about that back there, apparently we can't contain ourselves around men in masks #cottagecheesecumshot #RCRLA

[The Dicks @SlipperyDicks]

@familyvoorhees It's an egg, not a grenade. It has to land close.

[The Dicks @SlipperyDicks]

It helps to be slippery when you're 5 miles long #slipperydicks #RCRLA

[The Dicks @SlipperyDicks]

It's amazing the places you'll fit with a little determination. #slipperydicks #RCRLA

[The Dicks @SlipperyDicks]

Just emptied a full load at ghostbusters team, ready for a nap #youjustfoundslimer
#RCRLA
#slipperydicks

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Anyone else get whacked at the dairy farm? #RCRLA #slipperydicks

[The Dicks @SlipperyDicks]

@MrFancypants2 We were thinking of you when we took this from the campus
#RCRLA

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“@InTheNameOfSci: Fuck all this 12:30am traffic! #RCRLA ”
Just gotta slip in and out. #keepitslippery

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@InnuendoBros Don't listen to them, Peach; a medium sized butt plug could help. Just keep it #slippery #RCRLA

[The Dicks @SlipperyDicks]

@RCRtikibago There ain't a lei on earth wide enough to corral these slippery dicks.
#RCRLA

[The Dicks @SlipperyDicks]

@ShenanTracker

Shots'll help, but there's no better method than keeping it slippery. #RCRLA