𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 .

⠀⠀⠀⠀𝚝𝚑𝚎
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝐩𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 .

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

𝐈 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝐈 𝐬𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚊 𝐧𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎 .

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

𝐡𝚎𝚢 , 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚜 . . .

[𝐬𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝐚𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝. @THATSMYSHADOW]

can I have a bedtime story ?

1/4

#Deadlock #Haze #Rem

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

wowza , you *are stupid . lovably . like in a not very smart way . not a dumb way . it's charming . down - to - earth , even ,

[ᅠ ͙͘͡ᅠᅠ ʿʾᅠᅠᅠℎᴵᴳ͟ᴴ͟ᅠᅠ𝓯┄𝗹𝘆𝖎𝗻͟𝗴͟ᅠᅠ ׅ⎖ ᅠᅠᅠ⳿ @fearforlesser]

⠀
hey,⠀ if⠀ you⠀ want⠀ to⠀ dismiss⠀ ⠀ ₍⠀✨⠀₎⠀ ⠀ the⠀ lash’s⠀ advice,⠀ that’s⠀ on⠀ you.⠀ i’m⠀ staying⠀ unbothered.⠀ the⠀ world’s⠀ your⠀ oyster.
⠀

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

I appreciate the effort , really , but I'm not taking body positivity lessons from a guy who looks like *THE Jacob Lash . nothing personal . good pep talk .

[ᅠ ͙͘͡ᅠᅠ ʿʾᅠᅠᅠℎᴵᴳ͟ᴴ͟ᅠᅠ𝓯┄𝗹𝘆𝖎𝗻͟𝗴͟ᅠᅠ ׅ⎖ ᅠᅠᅠ⳿ @fearforlesser]

⠀
‘sounds⠀ like⠀ you’ve⠀ got⠀ 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦⠀ 𝘢⠀ 𝘣𝘪𝘵⠀ to⠀ unlearn.⠀ if⠀ you’re⠀ out⠀ on⠀ the⠀ field,⠀ you⠀ gotta⠀ hold⠀ your⠀ head⠀ up⠀ high,⠀ y’know.ᐣ⠀ choose⠀ what⠀ to⠀ listen⠀ to⠀ and⠀ what⠀ ⠀ ..⠀ ⠀ not.
⠀

[tmasc opera o @ratcaroni]

does anyone have that stupid image of vyper that looks like this. it’s important

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

think I'm gonna get back into the datin' game . been feelin' pretty good about myself recently .

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

I don't know , man . you get a few complexes growin' up with this sort o' mug . if I was a chiseled statue like you ? sure . but I'm not . I'm this . you can be honest with me .

[ᅠ ͙͘͡ᅠᅠ ʿʾᅠᅠᅠℎᴵᴳ͟ᴴ͟ᅠᅠ𝓯┄𝗹𝘆𝖎𝗻͟𝗴͟ᅠᅠ ׅ⎖ ᅠᅠᅠ⳿ @fearforlesser]

⠀
yeah.ᐣ
⠀
i⠀ don’t⠀ know⠀ why⠀ that’d⠀ be⠀ so⠀ hard⠀ to⠀ take⠀ at⠀ face⠀ value.⠀ you’re⠀ ⠀ ..⠀ ⠀ alright.
⠀

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

does anybody have a blender I can borrow with a "skin" setting on it

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

( *she nods , blinking . she's gotten what she deserves . she understands that . a muffled "ok" peeks out from behind the bandage . )

[Mo & Krill of the Tunnel Rats @TunnelRatsofNYC]

Neither of them respond to Vyper's commentary, taking turns patching up injuries and removing as much glass as possible. Mo eventually uses the bandages to stop Vyper from talking.

"... I think that's everything."

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

big news for Jacob Lash . hey why aren't you answering my calls

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National White Chocolate Day.

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

actual kindergartner saying this by The way . now are you going to help me or not

[GRAVES @prefersthedead]

hi guys i’m on #kindergartnertwt and this is my first post

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

I like how fabulous you say that . does it work like a voodoo doll or do I have to keep sending him fan mail . do I have to sign anything legalish .

[﹙🐸﹚ ⸺ 𝒑𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 ᵎᵎ @frogflictions]

you know what, yeah. take it. i'm sure
he would love knowing that you, his
biggest fan, would have the one and only ..

𝓵𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙗𝙪𝙗𝙪. ✨

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

I'm not takin' that from you . I don't even want dinner with you , anyhow ! you tick me off .

[ヤマト @7thmoonblade]

"we can have dinner if you pay for it with money you earned yourself and not by stealing or killing someone."

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

[ @Pxwer2ThePexple

can't get a read on you . tamales , maybe ?

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

like for me to assign you a favorite food . had a few chef buddies in prison I know my stuff

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

that's hearsay . you just made a wild accusation for no reason .

[ヤマト @7thmoonblade]

"huh, you wished."

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

why don't you take me out to dinner , first ?

[ヤマト @7thmoonblade]

"does your tail regenerate if I cut it off?"

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

geez , I wish . shouldn't you be shoving That sword up your bung instead of Annoying

[ヤマト @7thmoonblade]

"shouldn’t you be with lash instead of annoying?"

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

wow . yeah . never heard that one before . screw you too , lady .

[ヤマト @7thmoonblade]

"at being a lost cause."

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

I'm the best there is at what I do .

[ヤマト @7thmoonblade]

"you are hopeless."

[𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝐩𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 . @SLITHERSHANK]

it's a combo of cocaine and enemas . watashi wa awesome , bud .

[ヤマト @7thmoonblade]

" 君の頭、何かおかしいよ。"