Neil

Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a good looking billionaire.

[S☕oirse @SaoirseAF]

Kangana #JhaapadGate isn’t even close to the wildest thing that happened this week 🤢

[S☕oirse @SaoirseAF]

Ram ne! Bhej ED Ayodhya

[Neil @SlitPhoton]

@SaoirseAF 🤣🤣🤣

[Neil @SlitPhoton]

@SaoirseAF 😂🤣🤣🤣 aise toh fugga phatt jayega

[S☕oirse @SaoirseAF]

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[S☕oirse @SaoirseAF]

Mandir kahan banega? (Modi ka)

[S☕oirse @SaoirseAF]

Now Imagine Suhasini is born & आतंकवादी constantly बम your neighborhood. One night a बम blows her head off. You're trying to find her in a pile of burning babies & then you lift her lifeless body up, shouting "what was my baby's fault?" That is what इस्राएल is doing to फ़िलिस्तीन

[S☕oirse @SaoirseAF]

Sharmin Segal has evolved into Kangana Ranaut before giving a single good performance

[S☕oirse @SaoirseAF]

Pic 1: Green Carpet for naala inspection
Pic 2: Red Carpet for Ganja burning

India is not for beginners 🤦‍♀️

[S☕oirse @SaoirseAF]

Karne do! "War rukwa denge Paw Paw" 🤣

[S☕oirse @SaoirseAF]

Arz kiya hai...

#PhirModiPhirAnurag
#KhayengeJootaPadegiLaat

[S☕oirse @SaoirseAF]

This offensive odor that you all are experiencing...that is because BJPigs have wholeheartedly made huge poops in their diapers 😛

Look at AmitSha trying to change the diaper 👇🏻😂

[S☕oirse @SaoirseAF]

Ashish Mishra who ran his SUV over farmers in Lakhimpur, his dad Ajay Mishra has been offered ticket by BJP

Unnao Rapist BJP MLA Kuldeep Sengar's wife was offered ticket by BJP

So it isn't a surprise that BJP offered a ticket to rape & murder accused BJP MP #BrijBhushan 's son

[S☕oirse @SaoirseAF]

She loves me
She love me not
2024 edition

[S☕oirse @SaoirseAF]

10 saal pehle tune socha tha ki rupee will get stronger at Rs. 40 per dollar.
Today ₹1 just $0.012, you dhongi baba!

When INC wins Lok Sabha, they should take away 1 Sri of this Double Sri and replace it with the word 'Pakhandi'

[S☕oirse @SaoirseAF]

He used his mentor Advani & threw him
He used his mom's illness & even her last journey for PR
We've seen how he keeps children behind barbed wires & ignores the disabled
Kept his wife a secret then on house arrest
You thought this deplorable man wouldn't make fun of Mrs. Gandhi?

[S☕oirse @SaoirseAF]

The meltdown of Godi Media and the entire Riot wing over Mr. Gandhi picking Rae Bareily has saved me a trip to the beach 😛

[S☕oirse @SaoirseAF]

Will this be considered a vegetarian dish or Meat dish? I mean can ModiFan Nalini Unagar eat it without "guilt, tears..." and all that jazz ? 🤔

[S☕oirse @SaoirseAF]

@PTI_News Aslam Bhaaaaaaai

[Neil @SlitPhoton]

😂 Palki ki palkon se aansoo na tapak jaayein

[S☕oirse @SaoirseAF]

Immigration officer: "What is the purpose of your visit?"
Me: "I am just here to show off my Indian passport and tell you how proud I am to be an Indian"
Immigration officer:
Me:
Immigration officer:
Me:
Immigration officer: aap paida hee xutiya huyi thi ya 2014 ke baad ho gayi?