Silverhand

The old ways were better.

[Silverhand @Sliv3rhand]

HR has reviewed your application and unfortunately you’re not diverse enough so we’ve given the job of Jedi Master to Ramesh Singh

[Silverhand @Sliv3rhand]

Julius Caesar chose to reconcile with his political enemies and it ended in the Ides of March.

When Caesar Augustus assumed power he took out the traitors to avoid the same fate.

What were the younglings going to do if they weren’t dealt with.

Anakin completely justified.

[Silverhand @Sliv3rhand]

Anakin you cant say that to Watto

The Toydarians are our greatest ally

[Silverhand @Sliv3rhand]

Anakin quoting crime statistics is racist!

[Cowboy State Daily @daily_cowboy]

A Laramie couple who sold their home so they could live on a cruise ship is stranded in Cambodia after the company ran out of money for fuel. After spending $450,000 so far, Paul and Lynn Montoya are stuck. "I'm angry," Lynn Montoya said.

https://t.co/ullgyQUXTS

[Silverhand @Sliv3rhand]

“The character who represents the zoomer is the bad guy”

[Morse Report @MorseReport]

🚨ALERT: Experts are concerned that Anakin Skywalker is becoming a symbol of right-wing extremism.

Follow: @MorseReport

[Silverhand @Sliv3rhand]

@MorseReport We’re all Anakin Skywalker

[Silverhand @Sliv3rhand]

Anakin a burrito is not $20!

[Silverhand @Sliv3rhand]

“Care about dead padawans I don’t”

“Take away my social security the Galactic Empire cannot”

[Silverhand @Sliv3rhand]

@pelagiusreborn The boomer will spontaneously combust

[Banished Kent @kentbanishearl]

“I have seen a viral hologram of him…quoting crime statistics.”

“Not Anonakin. He wouldn’t.”

[Silverhand @Sliv3rhand]

@loganclarkhall “Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose, but cutting my social security you must not!”

[Silverhand @Sliv3rhand]

@Oilfield_Rando Just as American and you and me!

[Mormon Vitalist🌞 @Bronzeagemormon]

“Forget about your mother Anakin… tolerating the Sand People who brutally murdered her is more important

…and enough of this nonsense about a wife and children, the Separatists aren’t paying their taxes and we need you to go and fight them”

[under age mindset 🎃 @pervitinyummy]

"Master all I'm saying is that the average midi-chlorian count in wookies is two standard deviations below that of humans. Is more education spending on kashyyk really going to solve anything?"

"Careful young padawn. That could be interpreted as hate speech by the Jedi council."

[Silverhand @Sliv3rhand]

Unprecedented levels of propaganda and gaslighting

[Mary Peltola @MaryPeltola]

I am the only candidate in this race with a plan to ban congressional stock trading, crack down on self-dealing, enact term limits, and fix the rigged system in DC that's shutting down Alaska.

[Aetius @AetiusRF]

“I don’t like sand people. They litter and blast speaker music wherever they are. Not to mention displace American workers and scam”

[Silverhand @Sliv3rhand]

@ChiefTrumpster @JackPosobiec

[Silverhand @Sliv3rhand]

Anakin the Jedi council has decided to layoff you along with 10,000 younglings because we can find cheaper Jedi from the outer rim using workers visas

[Silverhand @Sliv3rhand]

@ScottMGreer The zoomer right is influenced by the Star Wars prequels, Fight Club and other movies where the protagonist is put in an unfair situation

Meanwhile the zoomer left references Marvel movies to tell us Wakanda would be a real place if it wasn’t for colonialism