🐮moo🐮

she/her

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I'm the cunt of the litter

[grovy @grovymango]

Who up thinking of having a maisy mouse summer

[Kenny @kennysroys]

Has me in fucking stitches every single time

[autist @litteralyme0]

stomach rumbled during a j*b interview and the guy said “forgot lunch?” told him nah just hungry for success

[woof "pronouns" woofington @woofgonecrazy]

important 👇

[Sponge ! TADC MOVIE SPOILERS @SussedSponge]

its his special day

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

When I say SpongeBob is one of the greatest works of absurdist comedy, this is what I mean.

[Verel @problemetik]

POV: you are losing interest in everything.

[elle @ellesed_]

complaining abt my body while being locked tf out and eating like shit

[h @ruinsunflower]

how it feels at my job that I have had for a year

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i’m normal and can be trusted to behave around grapes and cheese

[lillee ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @stvrgvzvr]

i need to use a large man as a personal weighted blanket

[Dylan 🐦 @dylan6roberts]

The most likeable bringer of death since Paddington.#TraitorsUK #Traitors

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

Putting your budget into Right Move and getting garages

[Dragon Fruit!🔜AC🩷 @DwagginF]

"hey bro have you heard -"
Me asf:

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

“fuck this job” *goes to work*