Benny Profane

Human yo-yo. Awful person.

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@Mike_Peters_LGM I mean, it may not be productive but I'll take watchable over whatever the fuck the first half was.

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@jakebrodes I think it's funnier when they discover capirotes. Perfect blend of confusion and bewilderment.

https://t.co/UU9VBAeKSY

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@shannondorf_ It rocked.

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Infinite Jest:

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Ben Affleck shares how he overcame his alcohol addiction. Says it is not “overpriced rehabs”.

“I hate to say it but the cure for addiction and the only cure I’ve seen is not these overpriced rehabs or these fraudulent fixes that are sold to people”

“The cure for addiction is suffering”

“You suffer enough and then something inside you goes ‘I’m done’”

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@corpseinorbit It's up there. And we love it folks.

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@nkulw The fake fold killed me man. Rare bright spot this year.

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@smallmoneyschwa The thing that strikes me is that Zohran has largely been a very able and efficient administrator. So the whole "no real experience" angle is sorta DoA. Portnoy is dumb as hell but I'd expect a more, "I'll be biz friendly!!!!" angle.

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@willmenaker Root Renaissance in full swing. He's crushing it on Widow's Bay

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@SRKinQueens These people cannot or do not read.

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Spotted in the Commie Corridor

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@ettingermentum I live like this.

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@_motherslug Wittgenstein's Mistress

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@KeithRaad Somewhere, someone has categorized this fact into a key argument against the back dating of make-up games. They have a full binder of evidence and bringing this topic up makes them the angriest you've ever seen a person.

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@Kofie No, and the highs and lows are good for us.

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@AnthonyDiComo TIE-RONE TAYLOR BABY!!!!!!!!! LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@Jolly_Olive THEY MADE IT MATTER JOLLY!!!!

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TYRONE FUCKING TAYLOR LMFAOOOOOOOOO

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TYRONE TAYLOR TIES THE GAME WITH A THREE-RUN HOMER IN THE NINTH!!!!!

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God hates buffalo sports. Tonight we find out just how much.

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@Jolly_Olive That's not real...right? RIGHT?