Slobs Kilalot

I had a wooden whistle - but it wouldn' whistle - I had a steel whistle but it still wouldn' whistle

[Slobs Kilalot @Slobbodany]

@modsiwW As an Australian hell yes!

[Mallika, MPH @_mallika9]

As a traumatized woman, you become free the moment you renounce the humiliation ritual of “educating men” with your personal experiences. They know. They don’t care.

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

getting up at 4am to get mad at the ref for clearly reffing against australia. a world cup tradition

[Slobs Kilalot @Slobbodany]

The only flag in my heart

[Slobs Kilalot @Slobbodany]

@TizzyEnt

[Slobs Kilalot @Slobbodany]

@Brocklesnitch I am seated

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

I'M CRYING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Why don't you post yourself anymore?"
Me:

[robcrux 🏸 @rbcrz13]

JAJAJAJAAJAJAJ estoy meado

[Morgan @simplymorgn]

a good middle manager looks like a guy who just drinks coffee and forwards emails, but his actual job is secretly absorbing insane executive requests so the team can just do their work

[Slobs Kilalot @Slobbodany]

.@Brocklesnitch ok so you know all the best online stuff. Searching for the queen that had a song with lyrics like “straight men hate me, they don’t want to date me, not sure what I did to piss off men but I guarantee I’m gonna do it again”. Pls help. 🙏🏾

[Jen Horsburgh @jenatlionra]

I just wanted to update my resume. Instead, I accidentally proved how a multi-billion-dollar AI tool hallucinates a glass ceiling for women.

I changed a single variable: My name.

Here is what happened when "Jennifer" became "Jeff."

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

The world population is going to keep falling and keep getting blamed on all sorts of things (the latest I saw was iPhones), but people won’t admit that one of the biggest causes is that ubiquitous smartphones allowed billions of women to have access to the inner thoughts of men, and even the most naive of women are starting to understand how casually the average man hates women.

For ages feminists tried to tell other women that men wanted to dehumanise them, that men deliberately divided women into women to use for status and domestic labour, and women to use for open dehumanisation and they didn’t want to listen.

Where feminists preaching failed, men just openly revealing their inner thoughts about women on the internet succeeded.

[Benjamin Luk @benjaminluk]

This is Zach Cregger’s approach to first drafts as a screenwriter. It’s called “elfing”. He’s right. ✍🏼

[Sarah Mimms @mimms]

This tourist completely cracked DC. I’m so impressed - he gets us.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Ozempic is fucking with crocodile health....
LOOK AT HIM!